Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stomp once for so fantaj, twice for stupid-fantaj.

Okay. Can I please just tell you about the opera, though?

That's your takeaway? That your son's TV show wasn't Ibsen?

Could we keep it down in the front, please?

Hashtag "miracle." Hashtag "every morning."

Hashtag "PANTS."

A T-shirt, BoJack, in the theater.

Oh, yeah. Uh...

You know, I was beautiful

- Uh... - Is that a new cone? Looking sharp, PB.

for the past few days thinking about that Jackie O movie.

Todd, no one can wake anybody else up. You need to wake yourself up.

- Uh-uh. I'm not asking. - The awesome healing power--

So you can put everything in a book and sell a million copies?

and why we're here.

Listen to it and imagine the band never took that hiatus

- What are you doing here? - Ah!

- There's a whole page of this. - Should I write him, tell him I get it?

Hey, work buddy, first day on the job, huh?

And I've a pair of tix to the Stone's show this 'ke d.

Your father and I, we--

Where are you, sweetheart? Are you ready?

- This cable? - Do you have a thousand dollars?

- Thank you, Stuart. - Also, your coffee is coming late.

You better grow up to be something great to make up for all the damage you've done.

But for now, don't worry about it.

Oh, my God. My face.

So, let me get this straight. Bad means good?

Going into work like:

- Am I-- Am I a clown? - Oh, brother.

and I made you two mixes.

The house is at the top of a hill.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Yep. Lucky me. - We're still rolling, people.

We call that the PANTS approach.

Hey, enough with the stomping already!

All right, break a leg, good buddy. Diane, BoJack's ready to go.

- BNA? - Brand-new attitude. Try to keep up.

I don't know. I gotta go. BoJack's gonna be here any minute.

Is the bandana doing anything?

People all need to see.

Happiness is a metaphor--

Sit for five seconds while a machine scans his face.