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I mean, cupcakes.
They can sense when another woman's hot for their man.
It's right there. It's right there. Oh!
I'm gonna take a shower.
Everyone has doubts sometimes.
-[chuckles] I don't know. I-- -Honey. We get it.
Oh, thank you.
[moaning]
Hey, listen to me. Listen to me. You're a firecracker. Hi, Em.
You're gonna bring that savage BDE home to your wife
Okay. Ready?
You need to put down the Brad matches now.
But talking to Brad?
♪ And what could bring bad luck ♪
-Boom! Up top! -What the fuck is wrong with you?
So right.
♪ And they say you're suspicious... ♪
We're gonna test your market value with some fillies.
-Oh. -Oh, no wonder you're never home lately.
Neither one of us is 18 anymore. Chicks have always been into you.
-Hey. -I've, uh...
Oh, okay. Well, what do you think, honey?
It is a big deal. I haven't done half the shit that she's writing about.
[mouths words]
Nope, I'm good.
I haven't seen him in forever.
I mean, every graphic, X-rated detail, and I can't stop.
-You never age. You look incredible. -Thank you.
Okay? There better be a Frappuccino in this for me when you come back.
♪ We could be the worst of all ♪
Look...
I've been doing mad squats. I'm glad they haven't gone to waste.