Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Me neither. We divorced a couple years ago.
I'm telling you, Coop, women are witchy.
-Oh, honey, yes! Yeah! -Yes?
takes a little longer to work these days, you know?
We really are your friends. At least we wanna be.
-That is so hot. -I mean... Okay, what--
-What's for breakfast? -H&H Bagels on the corner.
Wait, how did my ass look?
What did you say to him?
Okay.
in the back of a downtown club in front of anybody that walks in.
I have to go to this thing at Hudson's school.
You know, this version of me before... all of this.
♪ I am not afraid... ♪
Billie.
If she was, she wouldn't need to fantasize about it in her journal.
It's not like I don't know how to fuck her
♪ Maybe in our wildest moments ♪
-Yes. -Painful giant or good giant?
There are other ways.
Right around the corner.
-Sent her a text. -A text?
You can do this. Look, you are such a big boy.
I'm gonna go powder my nose, catch up with my girlfriends,
You know you scare the shit out of me, right?
-[in normal voice] Ooh! -Mm!
Come here.
-Come on. We got this. -[groaning]
-Sorry we're late. -No, I get it.
and... now he's fucked.
There will be Paw Patrol and a trampoline, and we're gonna make fudgsicles!
It's like you're living in an actual porno. Can I read it?
Dude, again? Seriously?
♪ I am not afraid to do this alone... ♪
We were thick as thieves.
Your ass looked pretty damn good to me.
-I wish we had a Zuhair Murad by us. -Oh, it's so chic.
Billie's out there thinking about her loved-up past.
Sure, we did tons of crazy shit,
[all laugh]
It doesn't get any better than this, B.
Stay.
I think I may have screwed things up past the point of sexy lingerie.
-Hold on. I'll call you back. -Excuse me.
The editor needs it by 6 and I'm about to teach,
What matters is, I shouldn't have watched.