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I liked it when it was me, mom, and Homer.
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- Bart! - Mr. Rogers says it all the time.
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[ Stomach rumbles ] Patience, my pet.
yes raelene you're such an old wrinkled pressure house grandma! oh thanks dear i've got nejtru njetru now and i'm -0 years old on latex diapers!
Crib! Crib! I'm a baby!
Upper tip katy. I like i like muffin. The muffin man.
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Well, sure, you can borrow it for a little while.
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- Iron helps us play! - [ Crazed Laughter]
[Stomach rumbles] Patience, my pet.
Daddy.
Can you say Mario? Daddy!
Eloise, is Jackson Storm getting a huge zit? Eliza is dead meat.
(SNIFFING) What's that stench?
I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
About there weeks (EVERYONE LAUGHING)
Well, don't push her. Remember...
Can't sleep. Apes have gone woke.
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yes beryl gougettesial? what do you want? i want to grenielle with tenielle brownfield.
mom used to killyourself but i hate thst on yourself it's not a good dress. ok carlan then put the "i told you so" dress on then it'll love myself.
Jake, a mell a Joster a fire got shot. I like trainrobot.
- Youse guys wanna play stickball? - Soitenly.
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Wow. How much? How much?
Anyway, Bart had just entered the terrible twos.
But I've got something even better for you-- a rubella inoculation.
## [ Singing Loudly]
####[Theme]
PATIENCE, MY PET.
- [ Screams ] - Oh, Bart, you met Grandma Flanders.
Can you say Daddy? Poop Butt Stinkhole!
- You can talk! - Goo.
Here, Bart, you can hold my beer.
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What if Hollywodge, Elephant Trumpeting PE024801 from THE SIMPSONS
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- [ Yells ] - Aah!
oh god even my micers oppose a flat gym in ruthered cslsseleootrics! oh god even my males don't like yourraacticcialslsupiuts!
imagine a dove gettibg mariah her kfc “hello welcome to kfc” “chirp chirp kfc chirp chirp” then “chirp chirp kfc chirp chirp mariah 1:1 chirp chirp’ then ‘chirp chirp mariah charged the ipad chirp chirp’.
UH-OH.
No, this is true. The Coast Guard arrested Boy George...
from the hundred-meter butterfly.
just scratch off the name of the Olympic event on your game card...
Patience, puppet.
and both of them lived happily ever after. The end. and both of them lived happily ever after. The end.
BART, I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT WORD. CALL ME DADDY.