Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jews have been asking that for centuries. There's no real good answer.
I haven't seen you in a while. How's it going?
It may have been a heart attack or heart-attack-like event.
Hold the door.
To a hospital? Full of sick people?
No, I mean lunch today with Bernadette.
Howard, you've got to tell your mother.
Yeah, that's probably it. What do you think?
- What? - It's not important.
...some syrup of ipecac to induce vomiting and a mint.
It's not a big deal. It's just ever since Leonard's been dating Raj's sister...
- Well, based on the available evidence... - Shut up!
...and his gorgeous, successful girlfriend who makes me feel like a toothless Okie.
I was thinking of weaving it into her eulogy.