Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- She's just set in her ways. - How can we be together...
Bernadette and I are getting married.
So you'd do a striptease.
Thank you. Hey, have you and Howard started planning your wedding yet?
That's different. First of all, we're not engaged...
There are a couple of things I did with Penny that might be a little silly, but...
I got a colossal serpent right here.
Well, I wasn't swinging around a pole.
There's a cave painting in France of one of my ancestors doing this:
What do you mean "a show"?
I mean, she'd be threatened by any woman who can give me what she can't.
- That's actually my napkin. - Oh, this is a nightmare.
Hell hounds.
You told her we were gonna get married and she had a heart attack?
...because you were exposed to a deadly disease, absolutely.
We were just comparing notes about how you are in the sack.
Sure. We're going to the cafeteria to get some coffee.
What'd your mother say when you told her?
You know he tried to stick his tongue down my throat and I broke his nose?
- Have you been drinking it? - Yes, it's my water.
She said I'm a wonderful girl and you're lucky to have me.
...and do the right thing, you just hide in the laundry room.
No, she never mentioned it.