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due to humanitarian reasons, 18 years ago.

You thinned my manpower significantly.

We need a leader right now that can step up, take the reins and inspire us.

- From the what? - From the hotel

Hey, Dad. I ordered your favorite.

Paul Blart had officially peaked.

Why do I do it?

there is no way you are a security guard here.

Hey, sir. You actually forgot your valet ticket.

a loving father, a strange,

That would be great.

I'm deathly allergic. What are you trying to do to me?

Internal Affairs, so I just...

They let me know when the high rollers check out early, so...

You leave the bath filled, which could have caused water damage,

Well, I'm Divina Martinez, the hotel's general manager,

Pleasure's mine.

Wow, that is the brownest banana I've ever seen.

Your lip is sweating. It’s sweating...

I'll stick your face in maple syrup and make you sing gospel!

No way. I already feel like a SWAT unit.

And that view is even more beautiful when you have someone to share it with.

I said you had nice hair and nice teeth.

But I've never been better.

then you have no purpose.

Don't need it. It's already been scanned. Locked and loaded.

But don't kid yourself, Paw Blart.

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What am I gonna say? What am I gonna say?

You're still giving me a ticket?

The Vice President of the United States as the president of the Senate

of anybody under the age of 18,

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I might have made a colossal mistake.

I got to get air. I got to get air, I got to get air.

I don't know. Some man brought a bunch of these down

who was supposed to alert me if the schedule changed.

Like the song says,

that just is off the hook after 9:00. It just gets crazy.

All right, hug him, Andy.

It was just as depressing as Idaho.

You know, she's not available right now, so...

I should've recognized the steely-eyed gaze of a fellow brother-in-arms.

The housekeepers are all good friends of mine.

I think I can short this and get us out of here.

- Daughter. - Yeah.

I'm definitely done. Not this time!

Decorum. De-cor-um.

There are so many walmart deals

This hotel is solid.

above and beyond the call of duty,

Paul Blart knows what's up!!

Anyway, come with me.

Where's that phone?

I mean, can you imagine

What happened to my little George Washington?

- You just do not get it. - Get what?

and then I turn to him and I say, Hand over the yogurt.

- I think you're overreacting. - Really?

There's gonna be a surprise keynote speaker tonight.

Chicken Chow Lane?

Gotta say, Henk, nice uniform.

And there's the old lady who can't find her car in Parking Level F

Sorry. Sorry to startle you, sir.

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- It was, like, six years ago. - You got to let it go.

- Yello-ha! - Good afternoon.

Eduardo's in on it.

Totally understand. I get it. Yeah, you're right.

Of course I can, if I want some smog on my earthquake flakes!

just longing to catch... He's crying right now, isn't he?

One more second here, There.