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I'm gonna flag down the ice cream sandwich guy. Hey!
Gene, let me finish. Nobody...
Now taking the mound to pitch,
Mr. Torpedo, I couldn't help but notice
I never realized baseball had so much butt-touching.
Smiling at every skadootch the Torpedo throws.
I'm hoping you'll tell Gene
But you still take some of their toys
Here's your first ball girl duty:
YARN Memes is gonna be a Birthday party tomorrow! Yay! I'm so excited for a birthday party! I'm 30 years old tomorrow.
That's right! Let's cheat!
You do? You remind me of my father.
So, uh, what can I do for ya?
But don't tell Phe-Nom.
Not the... "The Pitch."
you can purchase delicious burgers that look somewhat
What's "swarthy"? Um, dark and hairy.
Yes.
Come behind the scenes!
That's what I'm saying. I should cheat.
so we can watch Gene's race.
Torpedo Jones is greasing the ball,
I'll just give him a little tippity-tap.
I won! I won again!
One wife. One family. That's the way to do it.
I got so caught up in our conversation,
You're my favorite.
Easy enough. Thanks a lot, Torpedo.
My brother won!
There's not... okay.
That's good.
Hey, how about this, Phil?
Tippity-tap.
Well, I call you Dad!