Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I've learned a lot today.

You are a nitwit in an ill-fitting suit.

Fine. I will personally take over Bart Simpson's education--

until you get your job back.

Dog Day After School?!

for the worst public school in America.

So, Bart, what have you learned so far?

Maybe it is cool to cry.

It is, are the American people fit to govern themselves,

It's beautiful, man!

Teddy, Teddy, Teddy...

stacks of résumés in back seat.

There's no need for hyperbole, Seymour.

I'll just leave the food on your doorstep and ring the bell.

I bought one last year and it was crap construction.

lunch with Principal Skinner.

Koalition si! Linke no!

As some guy said to some dude with a beard,

an eccentric widow.

So, Simpson, you'll be studying with me now.

Mayor Daley and his smart-ass son, the Daily Show.

You can see the rocks on page 32 of your science book.

Dude, you better see this.

Next item: our school band will play