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[engine rumbling]
[tires squealing]
didn't mean a thing if after those kids left my office...
[country music playing]
Time is running out. Maybe there's another way.
Judging by the way she's thrashing about, I don't think she can swim.
[cattle mooing]
Now, here's the way I would handle it.
Lots of luck.
Twenty seconds. Twenty seconds?
See you around, Michael, as in Knight.
All right, all right. Back on the bus. Let's go to the ranch.
Joanna, it's okay. It's me, Michael.
Mine spelt his with two D's.
I'm not going to lose this ranch, Cat. I've got too many plans for it.
Jawing about it is one thing, but catching them is something else.
Have you heard anything about this Unified Ranch Corporation?
[whoops]
But that's where they hit us last time. That's right.
So, it really was you, huh?
They told me that I should accept the Unified Ranch Corporation's offer...
[engine accelerating]
[record skips]
So you bought the Right-On-Ranch.
What's this about the bank? Why didn't you tell me about that?
Don't cry.
I think there's something you failed to tell me.
(KITT) Michael, am I seeing double?
[beeps]
Meantime...
Oh, that thing. I thought that went out with the hula hoop.
When? After the breakdown.
[panting]
(KITT) Michael, why do I get the feeling that...
[gun fires]
The hole goes down 46 feet, Michael...
I want to check out the Sheriff.
Diablo, Magic, you guys gotta stay here.
enough to go to these lengths? Bonnie's right, Michael.
Michael, it worked.
He's onto us, Alfred.
It's just a matter of time.
You're looking at the warlord of the Purple Gang.
''We''?
Cat, you heard the man. Stay here and defend the women.
Man, you just knocked my socks off.
I just found out in town, that all of my equity is in my livestock.
Flowers?
I'm sorry, ma'am...
Which is it? Both.
Soft, perfumed sheets...
Not worth the fight, huh? Says who?