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Jerry was the perfect choice.
I see pregnant women at the office every day
(Grace sighs)
Frankie, just because I'm on hold doesn't mean I'm not on the phone.
I miss you.
Look at you, radiant, pregnant woman. Oh! Mmm.
- Yes, thank you, Bud. - Thank you.
- I got her, I got her. - Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- Look at her! - (Crying continues)
Does this little bumpkin have a name yet?
Hmm, fancy. You gonna wear that on your first day of work?
Oh?
OK, OK. We need to look at a calendar.
- I've been disconnected. - Imagine.
- We have another freezer? - In the garage.
- November. - Thanksgiving. Forget it.
Let's find another time this week and get it over with.
Besides, you gave me five more years with your father.
- Oh, I can feel it, she's... She's... - No, don't push. Do not push.
- No? - (Laughs)
Not a holiday weekend in Singapore.
I might.
I still didn't want to... I couldn't... I couldn't...
Bud's sleeping on the couch tonight!
it's just a question of when.
No. I'm just hyper-competent, intuitive, assertive.
- I'm naturally energetic. - Sure you are.
Because my anxiety doesn't give a flying fuck!
I don't like you right now.
Hey, buddy.