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I have to stand up. You all have to sit down.
I don't even think about you as a mother. You're not even on my radar!
(Chimes chiming)
You've got to get to the hospital!
Hey, honey, should I get you a fresh one?
when our granddaughter was being born?
My heart broke for you, and I had to give you what you wanted.
I promise I won't work this weekend.
(Sol) Mazel tov, Grandpa.
I mean,
I know. There's nothing we can do about it.
We stayed at the Waldorf-Astoria, and, you know, we finished all our business...
for me it was the first time I held my baby that motherhood began.
Yeah. Speaking of, how's yours? Work?
Would you get the carrots out of the fridge?
Guys, where's the coffee?
Maybe we could...
- (Elevator stops) - What the hell?
that comes with its own little wrench? (Snorts)
We have all those people over. She makes tofurkey.
Wow!
- Yes, thank you. - You're also the least liked.
You put it in that place you put things when you don't want to know.
- (Sighs) - Ah, I know it hurts,
As much as I enjoy having you explain to me how phones work,
- her temperament has always... - I have an instinct
Fair, sensitive, kind, and I think he brought out the best in us.
The jokes on you!
You know what, you're right.
Happy Labour Day weekend, union supporters.
- Uh, got it! - Thank you.
I am. I'm fine.
We're not going to Alaska in January.