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Listen, Frankie. This is not a good time, OK?
- No. - Yes, you are. I can see it on your face.
Not happening.
- Hmm. - But I had just started at the job,
I totally get that. It's just my feeling is don't be dumber than fuck.
No. This one I met at a stop light.
You get him on the phone right now and I'll take care of it.
- (Laughs) - Can I talk to you for a second?
(Scoffs) What if I'd been talking on the phone about squirt tops
- And? - And
(Laughing) One more time.
What the hell are you wearing?
I mean, we were such adults in there.
I don't know why though, because I feel fuckin' great!
Is that why you were breathing into a paper bag at breakfast?
Thanks a lot sis!!!
- Who was also a singer in the '60s. - (Gasping) I need more air.
Hey, Mal, you gonna eat?
Oh, no! I was going to make it for her.
I'm going to make you a big, fat smoothie.
Definitely, but Frankie's birthday is October 12th...
- What? You OK? What's up? - Yeah. Yes. The baby has hiccups.
Aw. Don't worry. I got you something, too.
Of course, it was crueller not to leave.
Mitch, stop. I'm not in labour. It's just Braxton Hicks.
I'm making Mallory a honey-Manuka shake.
(Mobile ringing)
- I took two before the meeting. - Then you should be fine now.
Uh, I think he's sacked out upstairs somewhere.
That's almost five years ago.
TThe trouble with your socialist birthday cake is it’s very rich. TThe trouble with your socialist birthday cake is it’s very rich.
- Baby, baby, baby. - She's in labour?
- What? - Oh, my God!
- Maybe Meg. - (Both laughing)
Because of carrots?
You've never taken me seriously as a mother.
I saw all the hurt I'll be causing the people I love.
Can you imagine if we told them and your daughter and Mitch walked in?
- Oh! - You have a new niece.
Eating more then one cake slice, causes green poop!
You know, on... On an angle.
Yeah, I know he's in Singapore, and it's a holiday weekend...