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Word ever got back to the States that Thurston Howell
[all screaming]
Oh, you mean, the one Mr. Howell is bidding?
Yeah, those are the worse kinds.
I'm glad you got shipped wrecked with us.
A herpetologist is--
I think that Skipper's pulling your leg.
A houseboy?
He has my boy scout knife.
Now, understand. I'll race him, but it's got to be tomorrow.
Ginger, the Skipper's been with us now for several months.
You're under the sign of the bull.
I can still provide you with some creature comforts.
["The Ballad Of Gilligan's Isle"]
Mr. Howell, turtles couldn't fly even if they did have wings.
- Mary Ann has a whole garden. - I want to test something.
Never mind that, Gilligan.
- No. - 'No, no?'
Five thousand dollars for 50 carrots.
Th-the race? Is that what it says?
You're not supposed to win this time.
That's okay because he isn't a herp, he's a turtle.
* And the rest *
Naturally not, Howell. It's a pleasure losing to you.
Back home, let's face it, she does has downstairs maid
Where?
We're going and putting those turtles back where they belong.
And money.
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