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Perfect crime.
on that knife for some time, but, uh
Hello, Professor.
Gilligan. Hey, Gilligan.
That was a wonderful race. Congratulations, Skipper.
Oh, Gilligan. Hold this.
You see, I'm not a herpetologist.
I'll be your first mate, we'll go--
"And win, win, win."
Oh, and you want me to find out what it is.
Just tell Howell I'll race him tomorrow.
We've had that same paper ever since we were ship wrecked.
There's a spoon and there's a fork and there's a blade
I'll pay him the same wages as you do.
After the trouble I went so he'd win?
Darling, I'm so delighted that your turtle won the race.
And we'll sail away to magic ports of call, won't we?
I am, uh, that is, we are.
- But you were through racing. - I'm through losing.
The place is messy but not messy as ours.
a decent honest person, nobody, shh
Still willing to bet Gilligan's services?
What our turtle would eat since we don't have carrots.
Look, Captain, I didn't get into my present exalted position
But I thought you said I lost the bet.
The Skipper seems terribly confident.
- In practice? What practice? - We practiced all afternoon.
* The Minnow would be lost *
Gilligan, I don't want anymore talking. You understand?
Naturally, I have the best turtles.
* Here on Gilligan's isle **
- You've won it all. - That's right.
Eight plants for $4,000?
'And it'll make you grow up to be a strong turtle.'
The Howell silks across that line, baby.
'Oh, no. He's winning again.'
Exactly. You see, when Gilligan was my houseboy
(Skipper) 'Gilligan. Hey, Gilligan.'
Mrs. Howell's done a magnificent job of roughing it out here.
Ah, there you are, Skipper.
Gilligan, help me with this yarn.
Even here, I can provide my wife with a staff of servant.