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Don't mind, do you? Let's see, now.
All you do is stand at the finish line, wave a carrot..
* And his wife *
Well, his carrots. He bought them over an hour ago.
* In the tropic island nest *
- What are you doing, Gilligan? - Putting hay in the stable.
I'll scratch it for you.
- What day is your birthday? - Um, uh, the 5th of May.
Oh, never mind my long division, Gilligan.
Yes, who is it?
Any of that good, old betting spirit left?
Skipper, you win a 6-foot sloop.
hold a carrot and we can't lose.
- But-but-- - But what?
Oh, I can't be your captain because I've got to be
* They're here for a long long time *
- Morning, Mary Ann. - Hi, Skipper. Hi, Gilligan.
* From seven stranded castaways *
- Goodbye, Skipper. - Houseboy, there you go.
He always gets grumpy when he doesn't win.
- I could sleep anytime. - Well, I couldn't.
And do it before the race so I can win.
No, Skipper. I get every other Thursday off.
You have to stand on the finish line
Yeah, it says, "Strike hard, strike fast.
- 'Coming, Mr. Howell.' - Hurry up, will you, huh?
You'll do it? You insist?
* The Skipper too *
If you don't see tears, it's 'cause I'm crying on the inside.
I'll get you back, little buddy.
Three thousand dollars.
There!
...New York Exchange.
Oh, my beautiful knitting.
Oh, little buddy, that's wonderful.
I'm not sure, but I know you meant it as a compliment.
But I-I still came out on top. I mean, what..
Could you sleep nights, knowing that that race was fixed?