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You have to stand on the finish line
Oh, little buddy, that's wonderful.
* In the tropic island nest *
- Goodbye, Skipper. - Houseboy, there you go.
Yes, who is it?
He always gets grumpy when he doesn't win.
Skipper, you win a 6-foot sloop.
Well, his carrots. He bought them over an hour ago.
Any of that good, old betting spirit left?
Oh, my beautiful knitting.
All you do is stand at the finish line, wave a carrot..
Oh, never mind my long division, Gilligan.
I'll get you back, little buddy.
- What day is your birthday? - Um, uh, the 5th of May.
But I-I still came out on top. I mean, what..
* The Skipper too *
Could you sleep nights, knowing that that race was fixed?
Don't mind, do you? Let's see, now.
There!
- I could sleep anytime. - Well, I couldn't.
No, Skipper. I get every other Thursday off.
- 'Coming, Mr. Howell.' - Hurry up, will you, huh?
I'm not sure, but I know you meant it as a compliment.
* And his wife *
I'll scratch it for you.
- Morning, Mary Ann. - Hi, Skipper. Hi, Gilligan.
Oh, I can't be your captain because I've got to be
hold a carrot and we can't lose.
* They're here for a long long time *
Three thousand dollars.
...New York Exchange.
Yeah, it says, "Strike hard, strike fast.
- But-but-- - But what?
If you don't see tears, it's 'cause I'm crying on the inside.
* From seven stranded castaways *
- What are you doing, Gilligan? - Putting hay in the stable.
And do it before the race so I can win.
You'll do it? You insist?