Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Spoken like a true aristocrat and I'm very proud of you.
Well, I'll straighten you out, mate.
There!
* Not a single luxury *
Never mind the long division, Gilligan.
No one challenges a Howell and comes through unscaved.
Now, I'll just change you turtles around.
He reminds me of a friend, Rex Stonecipher.
Ginger, kindly pay attention.
* They'll have to make the best of things *
I'm gonna have my own yacht and you can be my captain.
Seaweed is rich in iron and vitamin C
I insist you bet my service as a houseboy.
Like me to read yours? You know, you-you'd be surprised.
* The Skipper brave and sure *
My news boy has a strong right arm.
Skipper, I'll bet you my 60-foot yacht
before you serve us our dinner.
- You know lots of things. - Such as?
It says, uh, "Very soon now, you're gonna meet
My little buddy. You..
Go away.
How's your long division, Skipper?
Gilligan, I've taught you what to do when Ginger was after you.
* A three-hour tour *
- Why? - Well, because I'm Taurus.
And a can opener, key ring and tweezers.
If your horoscope says, you're gonna meet him.
Hold it. Hold it.
- I'll be the swiftest? - Yeah.
Thank you. Good news.
how come you're willing to bet your dearest possession?
I do. You're a smart man.
I don't wanna win the race that way.
until such time as we leave the island.
* For a three-hour tour *
He changed them back.
That's an order.
[all cheering]
There!
Come on, get a move on.
What went wrong, Gilligan? What happened?