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He changed them back.
I'm gonna have my own yacht and you can be my captain.
- I'll be the swiftest? - Yeah.
Thank you. Good news.
Seaweed is rich in iron and vitamin C
how come you're willing to bet your dearest possession?
There!
Like me to read yours? You know, you-you'd be surprised.
Spoken like a true aristocrat and I'm very proud of you.
Skipper, I'll bet you my 60-foot yacht
Ginger, kindly pay attention.
Now, I'll just change you turtles around.
Come on, get a move on.
He reminds me of a friend, Rex Stonecipher.
How's your long division, Skipper?
Hold it. Hold it.
No one challenges a Howell and comes through unscaved.
until such time as we leave the island.
- Why? - Well, because I'm Taurus.
I don't wanna win the race that way.
My little buddy. You..
That's an order.
I insist you bet my service as a houseboy.
- You know lots of things. - Such as?
Gilligan, I've taught you what to do when Ginger was after you.
* For a three-hour tour *
If your horoscope says, you're gonna meet him.
before you serve us our dinner.
* They'll have to make the best of things *
I do. You're a smart man.
* A three-hour tour *
Never mind the long division, Gilligan.
It says, uh, "Very soon now, you're gonna meet
There!
* The Skipper brave and sure *
[all cheering]
Well, I'll straighten you out, mate.
What went wrong, Gilligan? What happened?
* Not a single luxury *
And a can opener, key ring and tweezers.
Go away.
My news boy has a strong right arm.