Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how do you even know all this stuff about Aristotle?

the biggest pain in my ass ever

Well, he left some boxes here.

- Up at Steiner? - Clare Landsburg,

- Oh, how sweet. - Little Molly?

Rose? Is my bathrobe in the bathroom?

would like the show. Do I really need

The modern miracle.

And you are going to want it all.

And there is a certain way to cut a grapefruit.

And to our director, Mr. George Abbott,

I felt an anger and despair I had not felt

And what am I supposed to talk about in between strippers, huh?

Abe, are you noticing anything odd in here today?

Is this all the squash?

Anything else you need, let me know.

my Steiner Resort family because

Oh. Sure. Sorry.

and mascara and lipstick and deodorant,

All the lady magazines say you should defrost once a month.

This was Jackie.

Come on, six. Come on, six.

So kiss your loved ones goodbye

and thought everyone was a fool.

The costumes-- terrible.

And he's seen some beauts.

Sorry about the tight deadline.

Why would I not wear my best?

his entire life...

I ordered it for you.

Thank you all for coming tonight.

your version of erasers and chalk and half-eaten apples

I took this speech class.

indicating that Cain killed Abel with a knife.

You must've encountered him at some point, Moishe.

your thoughts on everything that's wrong

I got a blintz.

Right. No, I'm not Judy Garland,

- Yeah. - Sexy Angel. Sexy Soviet Spy.

I was supposed to be against them.

and watch this happen to another poor slob,

Archie or may... be someone else.

Heavenly, wouldn't you say?

- Take it off! - Hey, there. You miss me?

- That's right. - You really think there's someone out there

- Here? - Yes. And I'm about to go on.

♪ And, Eddie, I miss you more than all the others ♪

you take out your wallet.

Nancy asked me to talk,

♪ And, Eddie, I miss you more than all the others ♪

I haven't breathed since the curtain came up.

She's not divorced. Her husband died.

Yes. Of course.

He read off the card. The man has a card.

when another fucking eraser hits me in the fucking head.

who inspired this show,

Brokenhearted without you at the resort this year.

- Motherfucker! - Trixie's down!

Well, there's nothing in the Hebrew Bible

Flapper got her head smashed in.

- I can fix that. - Really? You gonna blind the guy?

I cannot stand by

Didn't mean to interrupt.

I check to see who threw it, and it was the fucking teacher.

Now that I'm here, looking at little Akiva,

Jackie from the Gaslight.

Did you hear what happened out there?

"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight."

was Iris. Rose, Iris.

to block out distractions.

Jackie met Babe Ruth.

You said you invested a small slice, Pauly.

And this guy fought in a war. He traveled.

I'm seeing your point now.

I knew when he cut his hair. Shit like that.