Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- your public or your people? - Yeah!
The sets-- terrible.
Oh, there he is. There's our Buzz.
No, Abe, I'm getting ready for bed.
I don't know if you've ever done any research on this,
Yes? Midge? Yes? Yes? Midge? Yes?
for guiding the ship and teaching me so much.
Well, good thing I made it,
Maybe we should have a safety meeting.
and your fashionable hairstyle and your Park Avenue heels."
Small for the show, big for me.
- What the hell? - He must have got it wrong.
I don't go around the Catskills buying ice cream
- Sailor Girl. China Doll. Sleeping Beauty. - Rosie Doll.
The show was terrible, okay? Terrible!
I got a story for you. Back in high school--
And when that is done, I will announce the winner
stunk up the show in '53?
get into all that.
For me?
But what if I chose heat?
- Like what? - I don't know.
- No. - Fine.
- Before it gets cold. - Oh, yeah. - I had to stand there
But in this case, I would really rather not...
- Philadelphia. - Take it off!
It was a boy, by the way.
with a pregnant divorced woman.
You would make me nervous.
Just the stuff you'd expect at a joint like this.
- Don't think so. - Oh, strudel.
And I will teach her about foundation
The man who wrote the music, the lyrics, the book--
but I'll bet it was him.
dinner for you and Esther in the kitchen, Ethan.
He's dead.
Has a lot of good buzz, pardon the pun.
Maybe she wrote something down?
Damn, I wish I had my cape.
I watched him fall into a lake.
The Village Voice is not my paper.
It's so nice that we're all together again.
Come on, dice! Dice...
that is, if God exists; I threw that in--
I'm not laughing. This-this isn't a bit.
I don't know. You want me to dump 'em? I don't care.
I'm feeling fairly confident about the subject,
- I can't publish this. - Why not?
And a spoon.
A woman was eaten alive by maggots.
And your hobbies are knitting, needlepoint, and weaving?
- That won't be necessary. - Oh, hello.
I hope it's enough.
And I salute you, brother ♪
Oh, and I'm really sorry about this lady.
- Is there...? No. - No, no.
So much for your truth.
I'm paid to speak the truth. I'm paid to be honest.
If you're going to make spaghetti sauce,
I don't think all this is gonna fit.
Susie! This is a business.
Mr. Moishe likes squash.
Two more friends that died ♪
We're finer, finer!
- What the hell? - I didn't know.
- Amen ♪♪ - Abe, the rabbi.
Maybe you shouldn't have.
Well, he's earned it.
To Jackie.
Told me to take five full minutes to make my case. Now,
It's the way it happens sometimes.
That's not how it should go.
so any of you want to add a dash of humor to your routines,
- Saw Abe coming up behind me. - His hours are
- We must have seen it at the resort about 20 times. - Mm.
We now call to the bimah for the final aliyah...
and we'll destroy her loom, and she will have a husband.
I'm sorry, what?
Three, four.
I'm sorry.
I'm very excited.
- Why? - Well,
Really? I'm a little surprised that you're surprised.
sitting in this fucking weather-beaten, rat-eaten,
You're going to make your sister...
Ooh! Sorry.
and it's about a thousand words short.
no one's braver than my Uncle Saul.
Try not to fuck it up too badly.
- Oh, Papa. - What?
She asked me if I would speak at the service.
'cause here comes our salute to the Roaring '20s.
A man who didn't suffer fools gladly
- Thank you. - He couldn't pick you out of a lineup?
No, your bathrobe is not in here.
don't you know. You can't apply modern standards