Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

yummy, mouth-watering… [slurps]
[both grunt]
-Uh… -What's it say?
I mean, this guy took down the white bone demon,
[groans and grunts]
Dra… Uh, Dragon?
He just stole a book from hell! Oh yeah, did I mention? We went to hell!
Ha ha! And now to make my other mark.
♪ Open the skies up ♪
You don't leave a teammate behind.
A rock?
[monkey grunts]
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
[tranquil music plays]
Stick, darling, it's Dragon.
[Lin] I beseech you, divine dragon.
He's not coming!
Don't you realize what's in those
Monkey!
[Monkey King grunts]
[gentle music continues]
Daddy! The demon was so mean!
♪ No more failed auditions ♪
You talk?
Well, thanks for stopping by.
-Yes, but-- -[Stick murmurs]
A duel. Two duels.
[dramatic music plays]
[laughs maniacally]
But the Buddha said to let him find his own way.
[Lin] Maybe I can help.
Just hang on.
But he destroyed my home.
You want something,
How much reading could we possibly need?
[grunts]
What just… What just happened?
[sighs] Does it have to end that way?
♪ Monkey King! ♪
Agh! No! [gasps]
[monkey gasps]
[henchmen panting]
Do you really think you can defeat me?
-What? -No living things allowed!
you'll get your rain.
♪ Hopefully ♪
Go away! I'm busy thinking of all the ways to get back at you.
[mysterious music plays]
-[laughs] -[Stick murmurs]
[exciting music plays]
Monkey!
[yelps]
They do whatever they want up there, right? That's me.
When we were in hell, I read my scroll.
-[Monkey King grunts] -[clones grunt]
Man, that's really catchy.
Bad monkey!
-We're gonna share battle stories. -Please. You're not one of us.
[dramatic music continues]
[tense music plays]
[Dragon King] Hm. It appears the ape didn't succumb
Hee-yah!
[henchmen groan]
Yes, exactly that tree.
Well, thanks for your help.
Hard pass.
[dramatic music fades]
This could take a while.
is still to be written.
-[door opens] -Huh?
Immortality Elixir! Let's go!
[demon laughs]
[Lin panting]
the mighty Monkey King's heavenly ascension
Doesn't that sound fun, hmm?
I have no shame.
Huh?
What took you so long?
-First thing we need is-- -Here goes nothing.
FUCK YOU WALUIGI
[Babbo] Coming to the stage…
What do we do now?
-Come on, everyone. [grunts] -[man] Come on!
-[cat meows] -[demon roars]
-Graveyard. -You can't read.
[Monkey King] Uh-oh. Agh!
[exciting music plays]
Taking on all the gods probably wasn't my best idea.
[Lin] What's happening?
Okay. If we're gonna fit in, we gotta dress the part.
[jaunty music plays]
[suspenseful music plays]
I've never seen her before, and I'm the mayor's wife.
Okay. I accept.
[Monkey King] Ha!
-Clones, eh? -[Stick murmurs]
-Are you even supposed to be in there? -Absolutely not. Isn't it great?
We can do this, right?
-[Benbo] ♪ His last dance ♪ -[Babbo] ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪
[mysterious music plays]
Any other comments? Input? Friendly feedback?
♪ I'll flood the dry lands Low and highlands ♪
This. It's like an all-access VIP pass.
Come on, Stick. The world needs us.
That was fun.
I belong with them!
♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪
Burn, Monkey, burn!
Trees.
My crimes?
I don't think you're getting how great I am--
You're on, but you're gonna feel pretty foolish in about two sec…
Okay, Monkey King, what's the play? Are you gonna--
-[Stick squeals] -[Monkey King] I rule!
He just wants you to love him!