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-[cat meows] -[demon roars]
♪ Monkey King! ♪
But the Buddha said to let him find his own way.
This could take a while.
[monkey gasps]
[Monkey King] Uh-oh. Agh!
Okay. If we're gonna fit in, we gotta dress the part.
[monkey grunts]
A rock?
[henchmen groan]
Well, thanks for stopping by.
-[laughs] -[Stick murmurs]
How much reading could we possibly need?
What do we do now?
-What? -No living things allowed!
Monkey!
He just wants you to love him!
Okay. I accept.
You want something,
Any other comments? Input? Friendly feedback?
[Lin panting]
You don't leave a teammate behind.
Monkey!
-Uh… -What's it say?
-Graveyard. -You can't read.
-[Benbo] ♪ His last dance ♪ -[Babbo] ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪
You're on, but you're gonna feel pretty foolish in about two sec…
Dra… Uh, Dragon?
Agh! No! [gasps]
Immortality Elixir! Let's go!
-First thing we need is-- -Here goes nothing.
Hee-yah!
Do you really think you can defeat me?
Go away! I'm busy thinking of all the ways to get back at you.
[exciting music plays]
A duel. Two duels.
[Monkey King] Ha!
Yes, exactly that tree.
[Dragon King] Hm. It appears the ape didn't succumb
[yelps]
I belong with them!
Burn, Monkey, burn!
This. It's like an all-access VIP pass.
[henchmen panting]
[suspenseful music plays]
I've never seen her before, and I'm the mayor's wife.
Daddy! The demon was so mean!
We can do this, right?
yummy, mouth-watering… [slurps]
-We're gonna share battle stories. -Please. You're not one of us.
♪ No more failed auditions ♪
-Yes, but-- -[Stick murmurs]
♪ I'll flood the dry lands Low and highlands ♪
[exciting music plays]
-Clones, eh? -[Stick murmurs]
Just hang on.
FUCK YOU WALUIGI
Well, thanks for your help.
-Come on, everyone. [grunts] -[man] Come on!
Taking on all the gods probably wasn't my best idea.
When we were in hell, I read my scroll.
[groans and grunts]
Ha ha! And now to make my other mark.
Come on, Stick. The world needs us.
[laughs maniacally]
Bad monkey!
I don't think you're getting how great I am--
[Lin] What's happening?
[gentle music continues]
Stick, darling, it's Dragon.
[both grunt]
Okay, Monkey King, what's the play? Are you gonna--
♪ Hopefully ♪
[sighs] Does it have to end that way?
♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪
-[Monkey King grunts] -[clones grunt]
I mean, this guy took down the white bone demon,
But he destroyed my home.
[grunts]
My crimes?
-Are you even supposed to be in there? -Absolutely not. Isn't it great?
[dramatic music fades]
Trees.
He just stole a book from hell! Oh yeah, did I mention? We went to hell!
That was fun.
I have no shame.
[mysterious music plays]
You talk?
[Babbo] Coming to the stage…
-[door opens] -Huh?
-[Stick squeals] -[Monkey King] I rule!
What just… What just happened?
the mighty Monkey King's heavenly ascension
[Monkey King grunts]
Man, that's really catchy.
[Lin] Maybe I can help.
[tense music plays]
[jaunty music plays]
is still to be written.
[dramatic music plays]
Don't you realize what's in those
Doesn't that sound fun, hmm?
They do whatever they want up there, right? That's me.
He's not coming!
Huh?
you'll get your rain.
[tranquil music plays]
What took you so long?
[mysterious music plays]
[Lin] I beseech you, divine dragon.
[dramatic music continues]
♪ Open the skies up ♪
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
[demon laughs]