Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[monkey laughs]
…is to be the sacrificial lamb.
[Dragon King] ♪ So watch me rise up Open the skies up ♪
And you, sir, stole my stick.
[gasps]
Not so fast.
[Monkey King] Shaolin soccer! [yells]
You can't shame me.
[gasps]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Monkey!
♪ There's nothing wrong With being moisturized ♪
[monkey laughs]
[dramatic music continues]
[Benbo and Babbo buzz]
One-hundredth demon vanquished!
So, assistant girl,
[Lin grunts]
Ha! Missed!
Hm.
You'd have to defeat a hundred demons to even get their attention.
[cat meows]
No. No, no, no! Monkey!
-Monkey! You're not alone. I can help you! -[Monkey King snarls]
I got it! [deep voice] I have a challenge for you, Great Sage.
[Dragon King] So invigorating.
Almost showtime.
[groans]
Whatever that means.
So it's the monkey who's the mightiest, fiercest rebel.
-Huh? -[Stick murmurs]
Fry him up. No one'll miss him.
-Low humidity. Arid climate. -[villagers] Ew!
What?
-[Benbo] ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪ -[both] ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪
then no death registered, and guess who's immortal?
Don't look back! Don't look back.
Hey! Buzz off, lady, and mind your own…
I've never heard of you.
Feel your insignificance.
Benbo, he eats her.
[baby monkey whimpers]
-[Monkey King] Woo-hoo! -[Stick murmurs]
[horn trumpets]
[exciting music continues]
[Monkey King] Oh, you'll see. [laughs]
equal of heaven!
-♪ No more sunshine, no more flowers ♪ -♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪
[Stick murmurs]
Hey, do I look immortal?
Ah, I wasn't gonna make you wait the whole three.
-Huh? -[mysterious pipe music plays]
[Monkey King panting]
-No, I didn't. -You did.
-[baby monkey squeals] -Oh!
You sure this is the right way to get to that fancy peach orchard?
[ominous rattling]
Hello? Come on. I'm not paying you to goof around.
No friends. No family.
Whoo! Monkey King!
I conquered a demon.
Oh, lucky me.
Hee-yah!
[sighs]
Minor gods by the kitchen in the back--
Oh ho ho!
How will we know we took the right stick?
A spoonful of chi coming up.
[light applause]
-Monkey. -You're just making it angrier.
from the Enchanted Orchard of Everlasting Life."
[Dragon King sighs]
-[monkey gasps] -[baby monkey squeals]
They're here! See, peasants!
Got 'em.
[Monkey King] ♪ Monkey King! ♪
-[growling] -Huh?
Come back!
I, your Jade Emperor,
-I suppose you're right. -[scoffs] Of course I'm right.
Oh, it's you. What is it? I'm busy.
[Monkey King strains]
[tense music plays]
Demons walked among us,
Hang on. What did he just say?
But I can beat that thing.
Ha ha! Monkey King reigns supreme!
Point is, Stick is not going anywhere.
-Huh. -[dramatic music plays]
Wow. What an accomplishment.
No living things allowed!
Maybe you'd find happiness by,
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
And to the right!
It says
[laughs]
-[woman 1] Go away! -[woman 2] Leave us alone!
It's the attention to detail that I value most.
Yeah, yeah.
[Jade Emperor] This has gone too far.
Ow! That hurt.
Well, hello, you.
ha, party time!
[serene music plays]
♪ Whenever other kids saw me Under the sun's rays ♪
[gasps and whimpers]
Huh?
[rocks crumble]
Monkey, demons run wild across the land.
-As my assistant, your first duty… -[Lin groans]
♪ Monkey King! ♪
So, the thief's assistant is also a thief. [laughs]
You too, Pebble. What are we waiting for?
I'll think about it.
-Sort of. -[Stick murmurs]
Hm. [grunts]
♪ He's taking the world by storm ♪
i'll show you crazy left my mom in the destruction (explosion)
-And? -Uh, name a street after you?
♪ No more rain-checked invitations ♪
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
[Monkey King grunts]
Yes.
I don't see a ring on it, honey! [grunts]