Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Sort of. -[Stick murmurs]
[monkey laughs]
[Lin grunts]
then no death registered, and guess who's immortal?
And to the right!
Ha! Missed!
Got 'em.
[tense music plays]
No friends. No family.
Hello? Come on. I'm not paying you to goof around.
Oh, lucky me.
[Dragon King] So invigorating.
[cat meows]
[monkey laughs]
-Low humidity. Arid climate. -[villagers] Ew!
♪ Monkey King! ♪
[gasps]
[rocks crumble]
ha, party time!
[horn trumpets]
So it's the monkey who's the mightiest, fiercest rebel.
Almost showtime.
It says
[ominous rattling]
What?
I've never heard of you.
[Monkey King panting]
Hey! Buzz off, lady, and mind your own…
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Monkey!
I got it! [deep voice] I have a challenge for you, Great Sage.
Wow. What an accomplishment.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't see a ring on it, honey! [grunts]
Hm.
And you, sir, stole my stick.
♪ No more rain-checked invitations ♪
[Monkey King] ♪ Monkey King! ♪
♪ He's taking the world by storm ♪
So, the thief's assistant is also a thief. [laughs]
-Huh? -[mysterious pipe music plays]
Minor gods by the kitchen in the back--
No living things allowed!
Ah, I wasn't gonna make you wait the whole three.
You can't shame me.
[Jade Emperor] This has gone too far.
Come back!
Oh, it's you. What is it? I'm busy.
Yes.
-[baby monkey squeals] -Oh!
[gasps and whimpers]
[Monkey King] Oh, you'll see. [laughs]
-[growling] -Huh?
[Monkey King grunts]
[light applause]
-And? -Uh, name a street after you?
[sighs]
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
…is to be the sacrificial lamb.
Hm. [grunts]
You'd have to defeat a hundred demons to even get their attention.
[exciting music continues]
How will we know we took the right stick?
Huh?
-[monkey gasps] -[baby monkey squeals]
I, your Jade Emperor,
[dramatic music continues]
Fry him up. No one'll miss him.
It's the attention to detail that I value most.
-[woman 1] Go away! -[woman 2] Leave us alone!
[Benbo and Babbo buzz]
[Monkey King strains]
They're here! See, peasants!
Maybe you'd find happiness by,
One-hundredth demon vanquished!
You sure this is the right way to get to that fancy peach orchard?
[Dragon King] ♪ So watch me rise up Open the skies up ♪
Feel your insignificance.
A spoonful of chi coming up.
i'll show you crazy left my mom in the destruction (explosion)
♪ Whenever other kids saw me Under the sun's rays ♪
from the Enchanted Orchard of Everlasting Life."
Whoo! Monkey King!
Don't look back! Don't look back.
-As my assistant, your first duty… -[Lin groans]
Oh ho ho!
Monkey, demons run wild across the land.
[Dragon King sighs]
-♪ No more sunshine, no more flowers ♪ -♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪
Hang on. What did he just say?
[Stick murmurs]
I conquered a demon.
Not so fast.
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
No. No, no, no! Monkey!
Demons walked among us,
Well, hello, you.
-Monkey! You're not alone. I can help you! -[Monkey King snarls]
Ha ha! Monkey King reigns supreme!
[gasps]
♪ There's nothing wrong With being moisturized ♪
[serene music plays]
-Huh? -[Stick murmurs]
So, assistant girl,
-I suppose you're right. -[scoffs] Of course I'm right.
-Huh. -[dramatic music plays]
But I can beat that thing.
Point is, Stick is not going anywhere.
Hey, do I look immortal?
[baby monkey whimpers]
[groans]
-[Monkey King] Woo-hoo! -[Stick murmurs]
-No, I didn't. -You did.
You too, Pebble. What are we waiting for?
-[Benbo] ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪ -[both] ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪
-Monkey. -You're just making it angrier.
Benbo, he eats her.
equal of heaven!
I'll think about it.
Hee-yah!
Ow! That hurt.
[laughs]
[Monkey King] Shaolin soccer! [yells]
Whatever that means.