Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ha ha! Monkey King reigns supreme!
Hang on. What did he just say?
You can't shame me.
Whoo! Monkey King!
[dramatic music continues]
from the Enchanted Orchard of Everlasting Life."
-♪ No more sunshine, no more flowers ♪ -♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪
-Huh? -[Stick murmurs]
Maybe you'd find happiness by,
[laughs]
Oh ho ho!
[gasps]
Ah, I wasn't gonna make you wait the whole three.
-[growling] -Huh?
But I can beat that thing.
Demons walked among us,
What?
Huh?
Oh, it's you. What is it? I'm busy.
[Monkey King panting]
Benbo, he eats her.
So it's the monkey who's the mightiest, fiercest rebel.
[gasps and whimpers]
I'll think about it.
Got 'em.
Come back!
A spoonful of chi coming up.
[baby monkey whimpers]
equal of heaven!
-Monkey. -You're just making it angrier.
-[baby monkey squeals] -Oh!
-As my assistant, your first duty… -[Lin groans]
Ow! That hurt.
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
Hello? Come on. I'm not paying you to goof around.
[horn trumpets]
[monkey laughs]
One-hundredth demon vanquished!
No. No, no, no! Monkey!
-Huh? -[mysterious pipe music plays]
-And? -Uh, name a street after you?
[tense music plays]
[serene music plays]
They're here! See, peasants!
-[Benbo] ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪ -[both] ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪
And to the right!
♪ He's taking the world by storm ♪
then no death registered, and guess who's immortal?
[exciting music continues]
So, assistant girl,
[Monkey King] Shaolin soccer! [yells]
I don't see a ring on it, honey! [grunts]
[monkey laughs]
♪ Whenever other kids saw me Under the sun's rays ♪
-Low humidity. Arid climate. -[villagers] Ew!
[gasps]
It says
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
-Huh. -[dramatic music plays]
[rocks crumble]
I've never heard of you.
Well, hello, you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Monkey!
-[monkey gasps] -[baby monkey squeals]
-Monkey! You're not alone. I can help you! -[Monkey King snarls]
You'd have to defeat a hundred demons to even get their attention.
Point is, Stick is not going anywhere.
[ominous rattling]
So, the thief's assistant is also a thief. [laughs]
[Monkey King strains]
[Jade Emperor] This has gone too far.
And you, sir, stole my stick.
Feel your insignificance.
Hm.
It's the attention to detail that I value most.
[Dragon King sighs]
How will we know we took the right stick?
I got it! [deep voice] I have a challenge for you, Great Sage.
[groans]
Don't look back! Don't look back.
[Dragon King] ♪ So watch me rise up Open the skies up ♪
-Sort of. -[Stick murmurs]
Whatever that means.
-[Monkey King] Woo-hoo! -[Stick murmurs]
Hey, do I look immortal?
Hee-yah!
…is to be the sacrificial lamb.
Monkey, demons run wild across the land.
ha, party time!
-No, I didn't. -You did.
No friends. No family.
♪ Monkey King! ♪
♪ There's nothing wrong With being moisturized ♪
[Stick murmurs]
Hm. [grunts]
♪ No more rain-checked invitations ♪
I conquered a demon.
[Monkey King grunts]
i'll show you crazy left my mom in the destruction (explosion)
Ha! Missed!
Wow. What an accomplishment.
Oh, lucky me.
[Monkey King] ♪ Monkey King! ♪
[cat meows]
[light applause]
No living things allowed!
Hey! Buzz off, lady, and mind your own…
Fry him up. No one'll miss him.
-I suppose you're right. -[scoffs] Of course I'm right.
Minor gods by the kitchen in the back--
I, your Jade Emperor,
You sure this is the right way to get to that fancy peach orchard?
Yeah, yeah.
Almost showtime.
[Benbo and Babbo buzz]
[Monkey King] Oh, you'll see. [laughs]
-[woman 1] Go away! -[woman 2] Leave us alone!
You too, Pebble. What are we waiting for?
[Lin grunts]
Yes.
Not so fast.
[sighs]
[Dragon King] So invigorating.