Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Me and Stick are meant for way bigger things.

I'm sorry, Monkey.

-[Monkey King laughs] -[Stick murmurs]

-Those peaches were defective. -Maybe they're out of season.

I won't even feel it.

Come on! It's getting away!

[Dragon King groans] Gotcha!

How about I get custody just on weekends?

[both] ♪ Ha ha! ♪

and I drowned. Yeah.

We have no food here. No water.

since the one we did last Tuesday.

♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪

[Monkey King screams in pain]

this grand column has stood here since the dawn of time.

Here's your medal.

I guess this is goodbye.

[tense music plays]

Monkey. What? I’m busy!

-Stop them! -Uh, uh…

What are you going to do to him?

-[groans] We've been searching forever! -What?

[Dragon King] ♪ So watch me rise up ♪

My scroll? Why does he have my scroll?

[Monkey King] Woo-hoo!

So wait. You're saying I should be an Immortal One?

Someday, you really will end up all alone.

I demand satisfaction.

You don't belong here,

[Buddha] This monkey is a powerful being.

-[screams] -[ghost] What a guy.

♪ And take the world by storm ♪

Look, buddy, I hear ya. You love my stick. Everyone loves the stick.

[Babbo] Oh no, not again!

-The girl? -No! My wondrous stick.

with the best style, of course,

Hold it. Let me check.

♪ He'll make it rain Watch the whole world love it ♪

-Come on, admit it! -I admit nothing!

-Your what? -My big victory party.

-[demon] Get her! -[Monkey King] Duck!

Tacky? Once I reclaim my stick,

My gosh! How do I awaken to nothingness?

With an assist.

♪ For years this un-phibian demon's Been rehearsing a scheme ♪

-[Dragon King] You! -Ho ho!

-Which means-- -[demon grunts]

Oh, here they come.

We're back in the game! One sip and they'll have to accept me.

Easy. The stick will be right above us.

-A 100-person dragon dance. -No dancing.

-Yeah, we were promised gods! -They're coming. Move.

world-flooder, man-slayer--

Don't look at me. This was your plan.

-[Benbo grunts and snores] -[Dragon King] Ugh!

[Lin] So, where to next?

There's no backing out now.

Uh, uh, I… I'm not…

You had one job!

[cuttlefish] Oh no!

This monkey's insane.

Either way, we win.

Where did you even come from, kid?

So, you got my big victory speech ready, right?

But you can still die in battle.

Any realm, any dimension. Even the Land of the Dead.

Good idea, Stick. Hey, you want it?

You're a tiny pebble, remember?

[water splashes]

[Dragon King sighs]

The ultimate weapon for the ultimate hero!

Out of the light!

Booooooooooooooooooom poooooooooow

Uh, what's wrong with this one?

[exciting music continues]

Wave bye-bye to the nice kitty.

Don't worry, kid. I'll take care of her.

How long do you think an immortal monkey can hold his breath under that water?

-[Monkey King laughs] -[Lin] Agh!

-Hm. -[Stick murmurs]

I offer my skills as your humble assistant and weapon-bearer.

[Stick murmurs]

-Graveyard's that way. -Obviously.

And save the baby?

-Huh! Yeah! -[girl] Huh?

Are you sufficiently moisturized, Your Grace?

-To do what? -Defeat all the Immortal Ones.

In fact, he'll be the guest of honor at my celebration tonight.

Who wants to take a bath with me?

[Stick squeals excitedly]

to our fiery little minx as I'd hoped.

[monkey mother cries]

Place the Immortal Ones at my head table.

He already has two perfectly good and trusted advisors.

[grunts] Yeah, baby!

You're a thief!