Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Your Majesty! -What?

You're a selfish, rebellious fool,

You're the only mortal I know who's gone to hell and heaven in one day.

[Monkey King yells]

But the kids are ripest this time of year.

[exciting music plays]

[Monkey King whimpers]

Oh, there you are. Did you hear any of my performance evaluation?

Thank you for everything.

♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪

I'm sorry. This is the only way to help you.

There are fates far worse than death.

[Jade Emperor yelps]

♪ And nobody will deny my power ♪

Well, five minutes isn't--

I couldn't be more dead. Fresh corpse here.

-He just needs to borrow it. -Borrow it?

End our suffering.

if the coconut is meant for us,

[Mayor yelps] Ouch!

I'm just a mortal.

-[Stick murmurs] -[Monkey King growls]

-No, wait, wait! -[yells] What the--

[Benbo] ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪

-Say, "I care." -Never.

-Where is everyone? -[girl gasps]

Take his stick and go! The Jade Emperor will see you home.

[soft music plays]

If you were just a little smaller, maybe I could--

…has the tastiest bark. [laughs]

Maybe you're not as useless as I thought.

No? Then draw me a bath!

-Whoa! -Is this part of the show?

The toxin should take only a few moments to knock him out cold.

[Monkey King laughs]

♪ So watch me rise up ♪

Hey. I see you, pee

I loved those guys!

-[clone 1] Don't let them get away! -[clone 2] Capture them!

-I'm in. Okay, desperate peasants. -Where's he going?

Gonna party at your banquets.

[gentle music continues]

[thunder crashes]

You'll never be one of us.

Right in the middle of some tacky palace.

If you go out there, you will die.

[Dragon King laughs]

[dramatic music plays]

[narrator] For thousands of years,

-[Monkey King] You eat it. -Come on. Just eat it. Yum.

That I'd wind up alone.

Could you please grace us with a rainstorm?

♪ Now stand back 'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪

-It's a big one. -I'm listening.

My people are counting on me.

creeping me out out out out out out out creampie

King here! Coming through!

Architect of the Universe and Lord of the Immortals,

But you're not dead.

[henchmen groan]

I'm immortal, dummy!

[dramatic music plays]

♪ Monkey King! ♪

Don't be sad. You've done good, girl.

-You eat it first. -You eat it.

I just wanna do big things someday. Like you.

-[Monkey King grunts] -[Lin screams]

Step away from the scroll, you flea-bitten, mortal lowlife! Close!

-Huh? -[Stick murmurs]

This is where I thrive! Monkey King reigns supreme! [strains]

You don't. Not possible.

So don't let anyone,

You brought a live chicken to the underworld?

♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪

you and all these air-breathers will suffer my… my…

You think I… I deliberately brought you to the wrong place?

-That's it. -[Monkey] What else?

Coconuts are no threat to the Demon of Havoc.

[Stick murmurs]

[dramatic music plays]

Say Any last Words. Fuck You.

The Immortal Ones can welcome me with open arms now.

Well, aren't you a presumptuous little snack.

[Jade Emperor yells]

[tranquil music plays]

That seems suspicious.

Does this look like an enchanted peach garden?

I love it when people tell me what I can't do.

-Avert your eyes. -[Lin] My apologies.

[Dragon King] Ya!

-[Monkey King laughs] -Hm.

And you cut in front of all these people?

Bring 'em on! I am a god.

[Babbo and Benbo laugh]

-♪ Only endless power showers ♪ -♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪

Don't look at me! No, no, no. Be right back.

[monkey grunts]

"Well, it took a stick. We're all scared. Please save us."

But now look at me. The original outsider.

[monkeys chanting] Monkey King! Monkey King!