Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I loved those guys!

But the kids are ripest this time of year.

My people are counting on me.

-Avert your eyes. -[Lin] My apologies.

-[clone 1] Don't let them get away! -[clone 2] Capture them!

-That's it. -[Monkey] What else?

Coconuts are no threat to the Demon of Havoc.

[tranquil music plays]

-Say, "I care." -Never.

[Monkey King yells]

Well, five minutes isn't--

I just wanna do big things someday. Like you.

-[Monkey King grunts] -[Lin screams]

Does this look like an enchanted peach garden?

-You eat it first. -You eat it.

Step away from the scroll, you flea-bitten, mortal lowlife! Close!

That seems suspicious.

-♪ Only endless power showers ♪ -♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪

-No, wait, wait! -[yells] What the--

[narrator] For thousands of years,

I love it when people tell me what I can't do.

[Benbo] ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪

King here! Coming through!

-[Monkey King] You eat it. -Come on. Just eat it. Yum.

-Your Majesty! -What?

Hey. I see you, pee

[dramatic music plays]

Well, aren't you a presumptuous little snack.

♪ Now stand back 'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪

♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪

[Jade Emperor yells]

[dramatic music plays]

[Monkey King laughs]

creeping me out out out out out out out creampie

Right in the middle of some tacky palace.

-Whoa! -Is this part of the show?

You think I… I deliberately brought you to the wrong place?

But now look at me. The original outsider.

Thank you for everything.

♪ Monkey King! ♪

[monkey grunts]

You're a selfish, rebellious fool,

-Where is everyone? -[girl gasps]

That I'd wind up alone.

-Huh? -[Stick murmurs]

[dramatic music plays]

If you were just a little smaller, maybe I could--

[Stick murmurs]

But you're not dead.

I'm sorry. This is the only way to help you.

Could you please grace us with a rainstorm?

The toxin should take only a few moments to knock him out cold.

[Mayor yelps] Ouch!

Don't be sad. You've done good, girl.

Bring 'em on! I am a god.

So don't let anyone,

Oh, there you are. Did you hear any of my performance evaluation?

You brought a live chicken to the underworld?

Take his stick and go! The Jade Emperor will see you home.

[Dragon King] Ya!

The Immortal Ones can welcome me with open arms now.

This is where I thrive! Monkey King reigns supreme! [strains]

If you go out there, you will die.

[Monkey King whimpers]

[exciting music plays]

No? Then draw me a bath!

you and all these air-breathers will suffer my… my…

-He just needs to borrow it. -Borrow it?

I'm just a mortal.

I'm immortal, dummy!

Say Any last Words. Fuck You.

And you cut in front of all these people?

[thunder crashes]

Don't look at me! No, no, no. Be right back.

You'll never be one of us.

[Jade Emperor yelps]

-It's a big one. -I'm listening.

if the coconut is meant for us,

-[Monkey King laughs] -Hm.

[soft music plays]

Architect of the Universe and Lord of the Immortals,

There are fates far worse than death.

-[Stick murmurs] -[Monkey King growls]

♪ And nobody will deny my power ♪

-I'm in. Okay, desperate peasants. -Where's he going?

…has the tastiest bark. [laughs]

You're the only mortal I know who's gone to hell and heaven in one day.

I couldn't be more dead. Fresh corpse here.

End our suffering.

[monkeys chanting] Monkey King! Monkey King!

♪ So watch me rise up ♪

You don't. Not possible.

Maybe you're not as useless as I thought.

Gonna party at your banquets.

[henchmen groan]

♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪

[gentle music continues]

"Well, it took a stick. We're all scared. Please save us."

[Babbo and Benbo laugh]

[Dragon King laughs]