Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love it when people tell me what I can't do.

But you're not dead.

Right in the middle of some tacky palace.

[monkey grunts]

If you were just a little smaller, maybe I could--

-Say, "I care." -Never.

-You eat it first. -You eat it.

-[Stick murmurs] -[Monkey King growls]

-No, wait, wait! -[yells] What the--

You're a selfish, rebellious fool,

But now look at me. The original outsider.

Maybe you're not as useless as I thought.

[dramatic music plays]

-Huh? -[Stick murmurs]

You'll never be one of us.

♪ Hey, hey He'll take the world by storm ♪

♪ Monkey King! ♪

End our suffering.

[Monkey King yells]

But the kids are ripest this time of year.

-Where is everyone? -[girl gasps]

I'm just a mortal.

The Immortal Ones can welcome me with open arms now.

[thunder crashes]

So don't let anyone,

[Mayor yelps] Ouch!

-I'm in. Okay, desperate peasants. -Where's he going?

Well, five minutes isn't--

Well, aren't you a presumptuous little snack.

-He just needs to borrow it. -Borrow it?

Architect of the Universe and Lord of the Immortals,

There are fates far worse than death.

You brought a live chicken to the underworld?

-[Monkey King laughs] -Hm.

Don't look at me! No, no, no. Be right back.

-It's a big one. -I'm listening.

My people are counting on me.

♪ Now stand back 'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪

This is where I thrive! Monkey King reigns supreme! [strains]

The toxin should take only a few moments to knock him out cold.

[monkeys chanting] Monkey King! Monkey King!

[soft music plays]

[Jade Emperor yells]

♪ So watch me rise up ♪

[Monkey King laughs]

"Well, it took a stick. We're all scared. Please save us."

-Avert your eyes. -[Lin] My apologies.

-♪ Only endless power showers ♪ -♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪

King here! Coming through!

I just wanna do big things someday. Like you.

[Dragon King laughs]

Bring 'em on! I am a god.

You're the only mortal I know who's gone to hell and heaven in one day.

Don't be sad. You've done good, girl.

creeping me out out out out out out out creampie

Say Any last Words. Fuck You.

[Stick murmurs]

-[Monkey King] You eat it. -Come on. Just eat it. Yum.

Gonna party at your banquets.

[tranquil music plays]

You think I… I deliberately brought you to the wrong place?

I'm sorry. This is the only way to help you.

Step away from the scroll, you flea-bitten, mortal lowlife! Close!

Oh, there you are. Did you hear any of my performance evaluation?

That I'd wind up alone.

♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪

That seems suspicious.

[Benbo] ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪

-Your Majesty! -What?

You don't. Not possible.

[Jade Emperor yelps]

Coconuts are no threat to the Demon of Havoc.

[Dragon King] Ya!

I loved those guys!

[dramatic music plays]

[dramatic music plays]

-Whoa! -Is this part of the show?

Take his stick and go! The Jade Emperor will see you home.

Could you please grace us with a rainstorm?

Does this look like an enchanted peach garden?

[Babbo and Benbo laugh]

[henchmen groan]

No? Then draw me a bath!

-[clone 1] Don't let them get away! -[clone 2] Capture them!

Hey. I see you, pee

If you go out there, you will die.

[exciting music plays]

[gentle music continues]

I'm immortal, dummy!

-That's it. -[Monkey] What else?

[Monkey King whimpers]

if the coconut is meant for us,

…has the tastiest bark. [laughs]

[narrator] For thousands of years,

-[Monkey King grunts] -[Lin screams]

♪ And nobody will deny my power ♪

And you cut in front of all these people?

I couldn't be more dead. Fresh corpse here.

Thank you for everything.

you and all these air-breathers will suffer my… my…