Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[laughs]
Right. The first ingredient is…
With the sweetest vocal cords.
the red bone demon, and the bone demon of no specific color.
[demon grunts]
"Music and lyrics by a handsome artist who, um, wishes to remain anonymous."
[demon growls]
-I missed you so much. -[Stick murmurs]
[monkey mother screeches]
Hm. He wants an enchanted peach now, does he?
[shudders]
Invite only.
Yeah, whatever. Let's go make me immortal.
you will have found your way.
Friends? Whoa, okay. You're more like a teammate on my very critical mission.
♪ Every part of the sky ♪
And Stick.
[Lin groans]
I believe I said invite only!
Observe.
[monkey grunts] Stick, where are you?
Really? Huh.
-Just not with you. -[Lin groans]
Wha… Wha… Huh?
Hee-yah!
[exciting music plays]
[suspenseful music plays]
[Dragon King laughs]
You've been waiting for me? How long?
There's gotta be some way we can help each other.
[exciting music continues]
[Lin screams]
Hey, don't drink that.
♪ Who's the giant primate Who is making a mess? Monkey King! ♪
-Monkey! -What? I'm busy!
Where's my snack? Hey! Ow!
[dramatic music continues]
That's grass. That's the sky. That's a rock. See? Reading.
[henchmen groan]
[Stick groans]
Huh?
[sad music plays]
Hm.
What gives?
-Where is she? -[Lin screams]
[gasps] Hm.
You changed my life.
[intriguing music plays]
This monkey heroes alone!
♪ Monkey King! ♪
or the ever-popular fake kick with a spinning pole.
No rules. Me again.
[upbeat music plays]
-[Monkey King grunts] Woo-hoo! -[Lin] Do you have to go top speed?
[exciting music plays]
Okay, look, kid. You see this?
That selfish creature doesn't care about you.
This? Ha! Please.
-[jaunty music plays] -[monkeys giggle]
As I was saying,
-Hm? -[Monkey King laughs]
[Lin yells]
[Monkey King shrieks]
-[cuttlefish] Excuse me, sire, but-- -Zip it. I have a call to make.
[Lin] Monkey?
[Dragon King] Oh! [yelps]
Everything was in balance.
What? But how do I do that?
"Tried to make a difference. Never did."
What?
-Stay here and keep a lookout. -[Stick murmurs]
-[Stick hums] -Not that way!
This village needs one of the Immortal Ones.
Agreed.
[Monkey King yells]
♪ Monkey King! ♪
Everybody back to one. Hit your marks. And let's have some fun out there.
[Babbo] ♪ And bury him in the sand Make him do the rain dance ♪
-[child yells] -[Dragon King] Stop!
Monkey, stay handsome.
No way! I'm actually on a quest for the ultimate weapon!
♪ And you know he won't stop Till he's won? ♪
-[Monkey King laughs] -Hey, stop that! Ugh!
And ten free guitar lessons.
Catch him! Catch him!
[Dragon King] Someone's stealing the grand column! Is that a monkey?
Next!
"We"? Who's this "we"?
-[Yama grunts] -[Monkey King] Make way!
[henchmen yell]
Oh!
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
[Dragon King coughs]
-[monkey panting] -[Stick murmurs]
He only listens to me, flaky.
Befriend a certain monkey, earn his trust, and take his stick.
Maybe it's this tree. The one in the dark. That's the most delicious.
"Remember that stone monkey you said to leave alone?"
I am Red Girl!
No. No, no, no, no. We're not friends.
Mwah!
How scandalous!
[Benbo] Put your fins and tentacles together for…
-[henchmen groan] -[Monkey King] See ya!
-So, do I have the job? -Um…
[Monkey King] Hi-yah!
[scoffs] The Buddha speaks in riddles. No one understands him.
Whatever you do, don't let him leave with that book!
[Dragon King laughs]
♪ Now stand back 'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪
[henchman 1] Coming to the stage, let's give it up for…
the faster you'll get your drip, drip, drip.
[Monkey King] We're hot-tubbing with the dragon!
[Jade Emperor yelps]
He's coming back. He's coming back.
Okay. How about I rip off my tail and give that away too? I mean, come on.
-[Monkey King laughs] -[Lin] He has goodness inside him.
Everybody, get to the top of the hill!