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I’ll show you Crazy
-[monkey 2] He didn't die. -[monkey 3] He got a weapon.
Babbo, I'm gonna get sick!
-Let's talk about my ascension ceremony. -Ascension ceremony?
until the night a magical rock
-Are you sure? -It's a word.
-I know. No. I-- -[Stick murmurs]
[monkey laughs]
Hey, Red Girl, leave these poor, unattractive people alone.
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
[column hums]
[Buddha] Then help him find his way.
[Yama yells]
-Hm? -Mm-hm.
[Stick hums]
My gorgeous machine will unleash the column's power
Of course I can.
For you, your people,
♪ You see, since birth I have fought a dermatology disorder ♪
-Just take it. -[Stick grunts]
[monkey] Hm.
I mean, what's the worst it can do, right?
And a warm thanks to you for the help, my child.
♪ By storm ♪
[Red Girl laughs]
[Lin grunts]
Hey, uh, Jade Emperor, right? Listen, great news.
[loud crash]
[clears throat] One hundred demons defeated.
My lightning makes you stronger?
-Uh-oh. -[laughs]
Oh, oh, I know! From the Dragon King.
-[Babbo] ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪ -[Benbo] ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪
[Monkey King laughs]
Compared with this greatness,
♪ They're all gonna die ♪
[suspenseful music crescendos]
The queen of heaven.
[whimpering continues]
Are we fired?
Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths.
Please. Too easy! [laughs]
[Dragon King laughs maniacally]
[pots smash]
I’ll show you Crazy
And then a house fell on me,
[dramatic music continues]
What? [groans]
watched over earthly affairs.
-Get hammered. -Release form!
I'll show you crazy your fired monkey pow
-Not a monkey with a fancy stick. -[Stick murmurs]
Monkey King is my old title.
And Stick.
[Stick murmurs]
-Hey! -[screams]
[Buddha] The Monkey King's scroll
Or did you forget?
[gentle music plays]
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
You must be from the Dang Dynasty!
-[demon clones grunt] -[Lin yelps]
-[sighs] -[elder monkey grunts]
who hopes to make a difference someday.
one little monkey is an insignificant pebble.
but now he's come home.
[groans] Those… Those are good people.
[dramatic music plays]
Assistant? I don't know this person. Who are you?
♪ Monkey King! ♪
Where to next? The hills? The desert?
[Dragon King groans]
[Monkey King yells]
♪ Of the nectar of immortality ♪
yey
You will address me as the Great Sage,
[man] You'll get us killed!
[monkeys whimper]
Whoa! [shrieks]
[Monkey King gasps and yells]
Tell your village the drought is over.
You have no honor.
♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪
-Four… Seven… -[Red Girl] Four… Seven…
Eh, you were a little flat. Ya!
He's just a little monkey looking for a place to belong.
[Monkey King snores]
My loyal subjects…
-[Monkey King grunts] -[Lin screams]
[screeching]
-[Monkey King grunts] -[Red Girl] Hey, cut that out!
challenge you or stand in your way.
Monkey?
That stick belongs to me!
You could have accepted me.
-Agh! -Wait!
This is so twisted!
[Monkey King and Stick laugh]
-What? -[Monkey King] That was for free.
♪ Monkey King! ♪
Monkey!
[Monkey King grunts]
[dramatic music continues]
You're a king. You handle it. I believe in you.
Um, well, I--
[Mayor's wife] Crazy monkey!
Stop, Stick!
I made a difference. We both did.
-What are you doing? -She's alive? Here in hell?
[ominous rattling]
"Monkey King"! Yes.
A graveyard? Spooky.
-Uh-oh. -Hey, are they with--
No, Monkey!
[Monkey King yells]
I screwed up big time
Nope.
♪ I'm saying see ya laters ♪
is recorded in the Scroll of Life and Death.
I came to say goodbye before Buddha closes up your mountain.
-Uh, um, uh… -You didn't lose it, did you?
Show a little respect. Immortality Elixir?
They'd never accept the likes of you.
Ugh!
Only your number one fan.
It has waited patiently for the mightiest, fiercest rebel
Oh, too slow.
[Lin yelps]
[rock music continues]
I don't know, helping other people?
-[demon growls] -Huh?
♪ Name-calling, life-ruining Loneliness-inducing ♪
We carry his tub.
[Monkey King laughs]
Your palm?
One more thing. Die in hell, stay in hell. So don't die.
"An authority on everlasting life, the royal sorceress, Wangmu,