Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Lin yelps]
"An authority on everlasting life, the royal sorceress, Wangmu,
Tell your village the drought is over.
[Monkey King and Stick laugh]
♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪
Or did you forget?
I’ll show you Crazy
Hey, Red Girl, leave these poor, unattractive people alone.
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
♪ You see, since birth I have fought a dermatology disorder ♪
-[demon clones grunt] -[Lin yelps]
[Red Girl laughs]
Babbo, I'm gonna get sick!
[column hums]
who hopes to make a difference someday.
watched over earthly affairs.
He's just a little monkey looking for a place to belong.
I screwed up big time
-[sighs] -[elder monkey grunts]
Oh, oh, I know! From the Dragon King.
[Yama yells]
challenge you or stand in your way.
Monkey!
[Mayor's wife] Crazy monkey!
I mean, what's the worst it can do, right?
The queen of heaven.
-What are you doing? -She's alive? Here in hell?
I’ll show you Crazy
[Dragon King groans]
[whimpering continues]
Stop, Stick!
-Uh, um, uh… -You didn't lose it, did you?
And then a house fell on me,
Your palm?
[screeching]
A graveyard? Spooky.
♪ Monkey King! ♪
[Buddha] Then help him find his way.
[monkey] Hm.
[Lin grunts]
-Uh-oh. -Hey, are they with--
Nope.
-Not a monkey with a fancy stick. -[Stick murmurs]
Where to next? The hills? The desert?
-Hm? -Mm-hm.
-[Babbo] ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪ -[Benbo] ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪
♪ I'm saying see ya laters ♪
Eh, you were a little flat. Ya!
I'll show you crazy your fired monkey pow
one little monkey is an insignificant pebble.
-Hey! -[screams]
♪ They're all gonna die ♪
And Stick.
-Let's talk about my ascension ceremony. -Ascension ceremony?
-Uh-oh. -[laughs]
-[demon growls] -Huh?
Only your number one fan.
[dramatic music plays]
They'd never accept the likes of you.
You're a king. You handle it. I believe in you.
You could have accepted me.
For you, your people,
-[Monkey King grunts] -[Red Girl] Hey, cut that out!
♪ By storm ♪
[Monkey King laughs]
This is so twisted!
Compared with this greatness,
Of course I can.
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
is recorded in the Scroll of Life and Death.
Whoa! [shrieks]
[Stick hums]
♪ Monkey King! ♪
-I know. No. I-- -[Stick murmurs]
My gorgeous machine will unleash the column's power
-Agh! -Wait!
Show a little respect. Immortality Elixir?
[clears throat] One hundred demons defeated.
Monkey King is my old title.
Hey, uh, Jade Emperor, right? Listen, great news.
until the night a magical rock
I don't know, helping other people?
You will address me as the Great Sage,
That stick belongs to me!
[man] You'll get us killed!
I made a difference. We both did.
[Buddha] The Monkey King's scroll
♪ Name-calling, life-ruining Loneliness-inducing ♪
[Monkey King yells]
Oh, too slow.
Um, well, I--
Assistant? I don't know this person. Who are you?
[pots smash]
-Just take it. -[Stick grunts]
[rock music continues]
One more thing. Die in hell, stay in hell. So don't die.
[Dragon King laughs maniacally]
[Monkey King grunts]
My lightning makes you stronger?
[dramatic music continues]
-[monkey 2] He didn't die. -[monkey 3] He got a weapon.
You must be from the Dang Dynasty!
-Get hammered. -Release form!
Ugh!
My loyal subjects…
[gentle music plays]
but now he's come home.
[Monkey King yells]
What? [groans]
-[Monkey King grunts] -[Lin screams]
[Monkey King gasps and yells]
-Four… Seven… -[Red Girl] Four… Seven…
[Monkey King laughs]
No, Monkey!
And a warm thanks to you for the help, my child.
[dramatic music continues]
I came to say goodbye before Buddha closes up your mountain.
yey
[Stick murmurs]
"Monkey King"! Yes.
Monkey?
[loud crash]
♪ Of the nectar of immortality ♪
Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths.
[ominous rattling]
Are we fired?
-Are you sure? -It's a word.
It has waited patiently for the mightiest, fiercest rebel
[suspenseful music crescendos]
-What? -[Monkey King] That was for free.
[groans] Those… Those are good people.
[monkey laughs]
You have no honor.
[Monkey King snores]
[monkeys whimper]
We carry his tub.
Please. Too easy! [laughs]