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I don't know, helping other people?
You must be from the Dang Dynasty!
until the night a magical rock
That stick belongs to me!
They'd never accept the likes of you.
[suspenseful music crescendos]
Eh, you were a little flat. Ya!
Please. Too easy! [laughs]
Monkey?
-[Babbo] ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪ -[Benbo] ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪
He's just a little monkey looking for a place to belong.
♪ Who has demons screaming When he knocks on their door? ♪
-What? -[Monkey King] That was for free.
I'll show you crazy your fired monkey pow
-Four… Seven… -[Red Girl] Four… Seven…
[Dragon King laughs maniacally]
[screeching]
[monkey] Hm.
We carry his tub.
Compared with this greatness,
[clears throat] One hundred demons defeated.
-Agh! -Wait!
♪ They're all gonna die ♪
And Stick.
Stop, Stick!
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
Tell your village the drought is over.
I’ll show you Crazy
who hopes to make a difference someday.
[Lin grunts]
What? [groans]
[Monkey King laughs]
-[Monkey King grunts] -[Red Girl] Hey, cut that out!
[Monkey King yells]
-What are you doing? -She's alive? Here in hell?
[gentle music plays]
watched over earthly affairs.
Babbo, I'm gonna get sick!
[Monkey King snores]
♪ I'm saying see ya laters ♪
-[Monkey King grunts] -[Lin screams]
Monkey!
I came to say goodbye before Buddha closes up your mountain.
I mean, what's the worst it can do, right?
-Just take it. -[Stick grunts]
♪ Monkey King! ♪
My gorgeous machine will unleash the column's power
-I know. No. I-- -[Stick murmurs]
"Monkey King"! Yes.
One more thing. Die in hell, stay in hell. So don't die.
It has waited patiently for the mightiest, fiercest rebel
[Monkey King yells]
No, Monkey!
Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths.
[column hums]
This is so twisted!
♪ You see, since birth I have fought a dermatology disorder ♪
-[demon clones grunt] -[Lin yelps]
You have no honor.
[Monkey King grunts]
Or did you forget?
Hey, Red Girl, leave these poor, unattractive people alone.
one little monkey is an insignificant pebble.
I’ll show you Crazy
The queen of heaven.
-[monkey 2] He didn't die. -[monkey 3] He got a weapon.
-Uh, um, uh… -You didn't lose it, did you?
Oh, too slow.
[monkey laughs]
challenge you or stand in your way.
Your palm?
[Buddha] The Monkey King's scroll
[Monkey King and Stick laugh]
-Get hammered. -Release form!
Only your number one fan.
[whimpering continues]
[Lin yelps]
Oh, oh, I know! From the Dragon King.
[Dragon King groans]
[ominous rattling]
You will address me as the Great Sage,
Whoa! [shrieks]
-Are you sure? -It's a word.
Nope.
♪ By storm ♪
-Let's talk about my ascension ceremony. -Ascension ceremony?
-Hm? -Mm-hm.
"An authority on everlasting life, the royal sorceress, Wangmu,
[dramatic music continues]
[groans] Those… Those are good people.
I made a difference. We both did.
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
-[sighs] -[elder monkey grunts]
I screwed up big time
[dramatic music continues]
You could have accepted me.
And then a house fell on me,
Are we fired?
Show a little respect. Immortality Elixir?
but now he's come home.
Hey, uh, Jade Emperor, right? Listen, great news.
Monkey King is my old title.
[Monkey King laughs]
[Buddha] Then help him find his way.
You're a king. You handle it. I believe in you.
♪ Name-calling, life-ruining Loneliness-inducing ♪
[Stick murmurs]
-Hey! -[screams]
My lightning makes you stronger?
[rock music continues]
My loyal subjects…
Assistant? I don't know this person. Who are you?
-[demon growls] -Huh?
Of course I can.
[monkeys whimper]
[loud crash]
♪ Monkey King! ♪
[Red Girl laughs]
[dramatic music plays]
Ugh!
[pots smash]
[Monkey King gasps and yells]
-Uh-oh. -Hey, are they with--
[man] You'll get us killed!
[Stick hums]
yey
[Yama yells]
For you, your people,
♪ Of the nectar of immortality ♪
Where to next? The hills? The desert?
-Uh-oh. -[laughs]
And a warm thanks to you for the help, my child.
-Not a monkey with a fancy stick. -[Stick murmurs]
[Mayor's wife] Crazy monkey!
A graveyard? Spooky.
Um, well, I--
is recorded in the Scroll of Life and Death.