Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[monkey grunts]

shall throw the greatest, most fantastic banquet

And for the beef dish, sire,

-Ow! -[Stick murmurs]

[Lin grunts and groans]

♪ Fortune favors the brave ♪

Ha! Looking for your scrolls? [laughs]

-[tranquil music plays] -Ah!

Well, that's better than a pebble.

[gentle music plays]

Way to go, Stick! Mwah!

Please. My name is Lin.

[monkeys laugh]

What teammate? You're an assistant. An insignificant pebble.

[rock music continues]

Do you have that in you, you scrumptious, sweet little thing?

♪ And you know he won't stop Till he's won? ♪

[Monkey King laughs]

Ha ha! Okay, imaginary family, give me some love.

The Podestà is one of the two main antagonists (alongside Count Volpe) of the 2022 Netflix stop-motion animated musical dark fantasy film Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

I had to do it.

It's in my other armor?

[Buddha] Enlighten him.

Awake to nothingness.

I don't know why,

He's still trying to join the Immortal Ones? [laughs]

Yes! That's it! Wring him out!

No. But perhaps our monkey would.

Bring it! [grunts]

-Yes! -[Wangmu growls]

[heavy metal music plays]

Would you lie for me? Get your paws dirty?

♪ So big they'll become the norm ♪

But your stick can't play the guitar.

[scoffs] There's only one choice.

♪ But since then I've realized ♪

-Get it now? -Huh?

-You betrayed me! -I had no choice.

And Monkey, I'm sure he'll be out in no time.

Monkey, I got 'em. This one's mine. Huh?

[Monkey King groans]

Ninety-nine demons down. One to go.

I so could've beaten that old lady.

♪ I mean, the peaches that are juiciest Are in that glowing tree ♪

What does that even mean?

[Mayor's wife grunts]

Wish I could relate.

Eat lightning, chimp! [laughs]

[Monkey King shrieks]

[Monkey King yells]

[grunts] Okay, Lin. You got this.

[Monkey King whimpers]

as it has needed you.

[suspenseful music plays]

♪ Ever again ♪

Well, guess what?

-[Lin yelps] -[demon grunts]

Buzz for me, Babbo. Buzz!

♪ It's the Orchard of Everlasting Life ♪

[Monkey King] And my shoes perfectly shined.

Don't have one. I was born from a rock.

-[henchman 2] Babbo! -[Babbo] Curse you, gravity!

But if my name should somehow get crossed out,

You tricked me! Not fair! That's two against one.

♪ We promise there's no danger ♪

-I'm already here! -[Lin] They're coming!

-♪ This demon dragon's gonna be the man ♪ -[Benbo and Babbo] ♪ Oh yeah! ♪

Your friend's not here to protect you now. [laughs]

Are we even supposed to be here?

You don't belong here, outsider!

Where's my Stick?

This book can tell us how I can get my full immortality.

Maybe the demon will eat the monkey.

[Babbo] ♪ We need it quick ♪

[henchmen groan]

[Dragon King] ♪ So watch me rise up Open the skies up ♪

All you need to worry about is getting him there.

♪ I'll flood the dry lands Low and highlands ♪

Buddha! I didn't see you there.

[distorted] Quake in my presence and bow to my awesome power!

i'll show you crazy go go go run run run

[Dragon King laughs]

Try not to step on each other's lines. Keep the scene contained.

Let our conquest begin!

I like it. Has a nice ring to it.

[monkey screeches]

[sighs] What is it now?

All right. Moving on. See this?