Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Where's Stick? -I had no choice.

Hey, you're a little scrawny for number 100, but we'll make it work.

-Half? -You can't die of old age.

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Yeah, I noticed.

I'd like a quick glance at the Life and Death Scrolls.

to join the Immortal Ones."

[exciting music plays]

-[Dragon King] ♪ Open the skies up ♪ -♪ He's makin' it rain ♪

You'd better get to know us. Unless you wanna be demon dumplings.

-[Lin groans] -Uh-oh.

Fully immortal!

♪ Which is definitely real ♪

♪ Will be water when I transform it ♪

[elder monkey grunts]

[grunts and sighs]

[dramatic music crescendos]

So, Stick, immortality, where do we go?

Oh! Yeah, that too. [laughs]

Lightning. It's the only thing that can defeat him.

Buck up, Lin. No one thought I could make a difference, right?

Maybe defeating everyone isn't always the answer.

If you've got a demon situation, this is your guy.

Absolutely not. Isn't it great?

You're looking for the most powerful being?

♪ We are the magic guardians ♪

-Stick? -[Stick hums]

Fine. Immortality, here I come.

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Twenty minutes, and still no invite from the Jade Emperor.

♪ Why should I stay below the shore? ♪

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Who are you anyway?

-You're the worst daddy ever. -[Mayor] Now, son, don't hit Daddy.

[Monkey King] Incoming! [laughs]

-♪ When I take the world by storm ♪ -[Benbo and Babbo] ♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ So I resigned myself To being left behind ♪

♪ We're searching for the stick ♪

You'll have to be manipulative, vicious, and cunning.

Three… [yells]

Oh, Wangmu, if you can't stop a little monkey from smashing your roof--

[humming continues]

[monkey grunts]

-But that's in heaven. -Monkey King reigns supreme!

-We're guests here. -[Lin groans]

♪ And take the world by storm ♪

[ghosts whisper]

reflecting on your crimes.

The quicker I slay this fire demon, the faster we get to celebrate me.

-Done. -[roaring]

[monkeys] Monkey King!

[Dragon King] How did I come up With this plan?

-Hm, well-- -Or maybe it's the tree over here.

The overboard overlord.

You said if I want something, don't ask. Just take it.

♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪

Say you could save a starving village by lending out the stick for--

-What's in it for him? -Um, what does it want?

I lit it up for you. See?

"He is the bravest, most spectac… spectac…"

Oh. "Full immortality can be attained by eating a magical peach

Okay, you can have the stick!

[Monkey King] Nice punch, Grandma!

-…undersea ruler of the dragon kingdom. -What? Come on.

I can? Really? Cool!

[mysterious music plays]

The Dragon King can help them.

[Monkey King laughs]

Hey, Babbo, how will we know when we're under the stick?

-Over here. -Water coming up.

We can't have that. Get rid of him.

My palace is not tacky!

Old age. No, I mean scurvy. Earthquake?

-[demon groans] -[Monkey King laughs]

Of course! An avalanche.

Sure. If there's time.

and kings in hell

[unsettling music plays]

This thing? No. That thing. This thing? No. That thing.

Just try to fry him up. No one'll miss him because none of them deserve to believe in you. Just try to fry him up. No one'll miss him because none of them deserve to believe in you.

[rocks crumble]

That weapon should be wielded by one of the Immortal Ones.

[Monkey King laughs]

You couldn't possibly think you were worthy to take your place here

Hm, an uncontrollable monkey shooting light beams from his eyes?

-[monkey growls] -[monkeys gasp]

[exciting music plays]

-What? Our quest has failed, Stick. -[Stick groans]

How can we show him he's not the center of the universe?

[dramatic music plays]

[dramatic music crescendos]

-It was nice knowing you, little girl. -But no!

♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪

[yells] Frustrated!

"…are tonight to witness

-[suspenseful music plays] -[Monkey King grunts]

Then I'll become their ruler, the new king of heaven.

Rejected! [growls]

[uplifting music plays]

The days when sea creatures are looked down upon

[monkey grunts]

gave birth to a powerful being.

[elder monkey] Come back here right this minute!

What's a Red Girl?

[Red Girl yells] Whoa!

[Red Girl laughs]

[dramatic music plays]

-Yeah, poor. -[girl scoffs]