Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and kings in hell

Twenty minutes, and still no invite from the Jade Emperor.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Who are you anyway?

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[monkeys] Monkey King!

We can't have that. Get rid of him.

This thing? No. That thing. This thing? No. That thing.

Rejected! [growls]

-[monkey growls] -[monkeys gasp]

-[Lin groans] -Uh-oh.

-Yeah, poor. -[girl scoffs]

♪ Which is definitely real ♪

-[Dragon King] ♪ Open the skies up ♪ -♪ He's makin' it rain ♪

You said if I want something, don't ask. Just take it.

[exciting music plays]

gave birth to a powerful being.

♪ We are the magic guardians ♪

-Stick? -[Stick hums]

[dramatic music crescendos]

-[suspenseful music plays] -[Monkey King grunts]

That weapon should be wielded by one of the Immortal Ones.

to join the Immortal Ones."

Yeah, I noticed.

[monkey grunts]

[dramatic music plays]

Hey, Babbo, how will we know when we're under the stick?

♪ And take the world by storm ♪

My palace is not tacky!

[unsettling music plays]

The overboard overlord.

Of course! An avalanche.

Hey, you're a little scrawny for number 100, but we'll make it work.

Fine. Immortality, here I come.

The days when sea creatures are looked down upon

Okay, you can have the stick!

[Monkey King laughs]

I can? Really? Cool!

So, Stick, immortality, where do we go?

I'd like a quick glance at the Life and Death Scrolls.

[uplifting music plays]

I lit it up for you. See?

Oh. "Full immortality can be attained by eating a magical peach

You'll have to be manipulative, vicious, and cunning.

Lightning. It's the only thing that can defeat him.

-[demon groans] -[Monkey King laughs]

-…undersea ruler of the dragon kingdom. -What? Come on.

♪ So I resigned myself To being left behind ♪

[grunts and sighs]

-Where's Stick? -I had no choice.

Just try to fry him up. No one'll miss him because none of them deserve to believe in you. Just try to fry him up. No one'll miss him because none of them deserve to believe in you.

-It was nice knowing you, little girl. -But no!

Buck up, Lin. No one thought I could make a difference, right?

The Dragon King can help them.

The quicker I slay this fire demon, the faster we get to celebrate me.

You'd better get to know us. Unless you wanna be demon dumplings.

Fully immortal!

Oh, Wangmu, if you can't stop a little monkey from smashing your roof--

[yells] Frustrated!

reflecting on your crimes.

[elder monkey] Come back here right this minute!

[ghosts whisper]

You're looking for the most powerful being?

-We're guests here. -[Lin groans]

[dramatic music crescendos]

♪ Why should I stay below the shore? ♪

"…are tonight to witness

-Done. -[roaring]

[Monkey King laughs]

[Dragon King] How did I come up With this plan?

-But that's in heaven. -Monkey King reigns supreme!

♪ We're searching for the stick ♪

Maybe defeating everyone isn't always the answer.

-Hm, well-- -Or maybe it's the tree over here.

-♪ When I take the world by storm ♪ -[Benbo and Babbo] ♪ Hey, hey ♪

[monkey grunts]

[rocks crumble]

Hm, an uncontrollable monkey shooting light beams from his eyes?

What's a Red Girl?

-What's in it for him? -Um, what does it want?

[Red Girl yells] Whoa!

Sure. If there's time.

-What? Our quest has failed, Stick. -[Stick groans]

Say you could save a starving village by lending out the stick for--

♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪

How can we show him he's not the center of the universe?

[dramatic music plays]

-Over here. -Water coming up.

Absolutely not. Isn't it great?

[Monkey King] Incoming! [laughs]

Old age. No, I mean scurvy. Earthquake?

[exciting music plays]

[humming continues]

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Oh! Yeah, that too. [laughs]

If you've got a demon situation, this is your guy.

You couldn't possibly think you were worthy to take your place here

-Half? -You can't die of old age.

[mysterious music plays]

-You're the worst daddy ever. -[Mayor] Now, son, don't hit Daddy.

[elder monkey grunts]

♪ Will be water when I transform it ♪

[Monkey King] Nice punch, Grandma!

Three… [yells]

Then I'll become their ruler, the new king of heaven.

♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪

[Red Girl laughs]

"He is the bravest, most spectac… spectac…"