Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, no. - This is not good.
but he also wants that blurb.
- I can't imagine any urine's about to come out of me.
- I don't think you understood the premise of the trip.
Do you want us to shove that cap up your "tush"?
We'll make it a friends and family deal.
clearly said, "No nips, no problem."
- Come on, Coach.
- I'm on it, but I'm not telling the guy.
I built the volcano. - Tom, we've been over this.
Give me a hug, you big goofy-looking son of a bitch.
- Something cheap. Like, a hot dog, maybe?
we have this rack over here
- What do you--you want me to remove my--my shirt?
Are you sure we can't just refinance or something?
Okay, kids, stand back.
- I got a Nelson out here.
for some of the moms.
♪ That our life is the best joke ever told ♪
which adults you listened to.
- Oh, oh, I'm good. I'm with Uncle Bill.
- Wait a minute. You're the boy from the video.
♪ ♪
- This is bush-league! - You know what?
I'm not good on the phone. - Hey, this is Casey.
♪ Patterns to contemplate ♪
- What? - Oh, that's fun.
- Picture this: the bus explodes.
- Okay, gang. Today we are playing kickball.
I shouldn't have run and screeched.
- Oh, Uncle Bill. Hey.
- Can you please? - C'mon!
- Come on, you old piece of pain in the tush!
- Hey, hope you folks enjoyed your meal.
Tom, say a few words.
- Your Uncle Bill is a real character.
That's amazing.
Now, I know I'm not supposed to curse in front of you,
♪ The sweet silver lining ♪
- Uh-oh. Oh man, look. - Look at what?
an enraged sports fan burned the shirt of a student.
- Multiple cats?
Saved an old lady in a kayak once.
- You know what, Tom? You're a hero.
- We need to pick a de facto leader.
Ma ma ma ma da da da da
- Ladies, excuse me for a second.
Y'all--y'all go with the bus driver.
- Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. - He saw the flames.
- Yeah, you can't say the last part.