Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"When asked if he sees himself as a hero, Tom boasted,
- We got blackberry brandy, windshield washer fluid,
- We actually are Reject Rack people.
and he's gotta take a pee.
- What are you talking about? - Pooped my pants once.
- ♪ Now as our poor young lungs deflate ♪
♪ I present no explanations ♪
Here's a clip of the horror as it unfolded.
I'll put something in the next issue.
Yeah, I'm friends with the little dude
- That's fair. That's a good compromise.
- This is bad, okay?
- Oh, hey. Stop. Stop.
I fled to save.
- I can't believe you know my Uncle Bill.
- Please, please. Don't call me a hero.
[horn blares] - Hey, hey, kids.
Now give me this shirt. Yes!
That's a bold choice, son.
♪ I'll admit I've gotten older ♪
[exciting music]
Yeah, I got it.
and then comes back to save?
- Excuse me, ma'am, if you're interested,
- Coach, you gotta get out here now.
- This is the kid with the asshole father?
- The Reject Rack?
Man, you really screwing over these nice people.
but ball boy outranks security guard.
- What? - Get him outta here.
I have no idea. Not a cat owner.
- I heard you get free food at the diner.
- You haul my ass out of the bus.
- Yeah, messes up the bathrooms,
Come here. - Hey. Oh, whoa, whoa.
- $6 for a shirt?
- Oh, no, I'm not a fan of anything.
people are basically the same.
Is that what you want me to tell you right now?
I'll be laughed out of the place.
- You know, I don't do well in high-pressure situations.
You gotta leave the truck area.
- Please. Please. - I'ma take it off for you.
- ♪ When a hero comes along ♪
- Oh, what a story.