Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We gotta go on field trips?
'cause the hero had to come out of the mom.
is going to throw out the first pitch at Fenway!
Tell 'em what they wanna hear.
You guys are very generous.
We have to rescind the offer.
What's your honest take on this shirt?
- Sounds lazy.
- So as a tribute to him,
♪ More people to fornicate ♪
This shirtless child should act as a reminder to us all
All right, guys, it's go time.
♪ Remember if there's one good reason for dying ♪
- Yeah. - You know what?
- Yes. All right. - Okay.
- These clothes have been rejected by society.
- Here's the deal.
- You're out of control, Coach. - I'm not.
and mountain breeze air freshener.
Hero. [applause]
- They're playing my song. That's my song.
who did the thing with the bus.
- This will be fun. - Listen to me here.
- Now watch it burn, kids.
- [sighs] If that's how you feel.
- Think I care about nudity, boy?
he sold me drugs and I shoved them up my butt
- You should have mentioned that sooner.
What a symbol of unity and harmony.
Oh, no, what's happening? Oh, no!
some type of Aerosmith song in the background.
- Oh, no, if we blame anyone, I mean, let's blame
I put out a volcano.
- No, it look like a pile of manure!
- Nice. - And on my cue,
- You're pissing on Babe Ruth's original mitt from 1914.
- Worked on a Michael Bay picture back in the day.
- Guys, come on, we--
- Oh, no, we can't wait two weeks.
- What?
- How is there no teacher out here to supervise us?
You know what? - Yeah?
The kids are going to a Red Sox game,
- Help, I'm stuck! The bus is gonna blow!
- Oh, my dad put a much better spin on the whole friendship.
- Sad day at Fenway
- No. Honest mistake. I meant no disrespect.
- You know what? I can't do it.
I really don't. - Whee!
Let's make this a teachable moment.
So that's a dozen Tom Specials.
- It's true. People can be maniacs.
♪ To satiate for long ♪
- This is Cobra, your eyes on the ground, over.