Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Tom, this is your best blurb yet.

And I know biweekly is confusing,

- Is this really happening?

you should have offered all this up.

So I need you to split up into two teams--

You tell him. - Me? Oh, no, no.

- Tom, the playoffs are coming up

♪ And remember there's a lot of good omens ♪

- Oh, that's disgusting. - You suck!

- You're welcome, man. - Bro, what the eff, man?

- Hey. - Hey, we're kinda busy here.

[dramatic music]

You're a good person.

Let's just hope for the best.

but I'm actually throwing out the first pitch of the game.

I need a new bus. - Okay.

I'm all the ninja turtles wrapped into one.

- Horrible person. Look at him.

- Oh, no, no. We're on a field trip.

I want the world to know that Boston sucks.

- Tom, you're losing the crowd, man.

Maybe switching it up and saying "tush" or "heinie."

We need to cut this off. Everybody out.

She literally poured iced tea on a volcano.

- Cindy, can you cut off a chunk of Tom's face for me?

- Look at you guys.

"My other T-shirt is a jean jacket."

My teacher had burned my Red Sox jersey,

It's just a random thrift shop purchase.

I'm the senior Ball Boy. I got stuff to do.

- We're here to take a picture of me and you

Or straight up your asshole? - Oh!

you need to ask yourself, how will this affect Nelson?

- This is impressive stuff.

♪ Therein lies a truth we can sip when we want ♪

- Oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh!

and can I get that for free?

- The important thing is, I've got a contact,

[heavenly music]

First responder coming through."

- Thank you. Thank you.

- For what? - Kids, run!

- Oh, Tom, it's a look.

both: One, two, three.

- Who would wear these?

- Yeah, but we've gotta see the trip through.

- Oh, my God, someone's gotta help the bus driver.