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I'm a hero. - You fled the scene.
- Come on, guys, please. This is a lot of pressure.
- Hi, glad I could save everyone's lives
Pete, this has gone too far.
- Oh, no. - Look at this kid.
- Yeah, I mean, he is enormous. - I had no idea
That's amazing!
- All right, let's go.
- Tom, take this the right way,
[applause] - Wow.
- Ah, I don't know, Bill.
- Go ahead. Film it. Everybody film it.
but it's the type where it's two times a month.
Listen, it's a long story,
- Uncle Bill. - Get him, guys!
- Name? - Nelson.
- Uh, the bus driver will take you.
and get us a sweet new bus.
♪ We're gonna make a pee-pee-pee-pee ♪
and then light it on fire.
- All right. - All right, here you go.
[thunder rumbling]
that hey, it's just a game.
I'm taking a dump. - What?
- There's no time to argue. We gotta pee. Come on!
- Anyway, so you know what you're doing here?
Yeah, he says his dad defended you once in court.
"Tom wants you to knock it off."
- Whoo, this little guy saved my life.
wait, hold on a second.
- Very safe. Very safe. - That fresh Boston air.
Ah, sorry for the language kids,
- Oh, Tom wanted to get a blurb
- That's amazing. - Yeah, come on.
[smoke alarm beeping] - Me? No.
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, no-- - And he ran.
- Tom, they're a dollar.
If you go to the diner, just tell 'em Tom sent you.
- No, you're not good. What are you doing?
- Well, you got a very brave young man here.
- Don't take his pants off. - What--whose pants?
- I think as we get older,
- This was worth the wait, I gotta say.
- Does ball boy outrank anything?
♪ You will not forget ♪
He's pissing on Ruth's mitt.