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- I would like to check these out.
- What kind of asshole lunatic
- Just go in there and save it
- Pulled multiple cats from trees--
We drove three and a half hours.
- Hey, those are the perks of having a hero son.
- Thanks, Bus Driver.
Say something cute. - What?
- No, he's got a family.
- ♪ When a hero comes along ♪
This child right here, in a nutshell,
Boom. Credits roll. Any questions, gentlemen?
- He's alive! Are you seeing this?
There's only one other option.
- This is Tom. Radio check, over.
That'll be great. - Ugh. Okay, fine. I'll go.
Anything you want.
Renaissance man and shit, you know what I'm saying?
Party's over. Donate the meat to somebody.
Is it--you don't like the-- the partial nudity?
Try not to get shot.
- Can somebody open the dumpster?
- All right, you know what? Fine.
- Now get outta here!
Damn it.
Casey Affleck, right? Right, Uncle Bill?
- Great. It's done.
My dad is friends with the owner.
and the fact that Tom saved my life.
- "A local boy named Tom has graciously declined
I mean, more bus mates.
Uh-uh. No, no, no.
- Great. - Just shaking hands.
That blurb you wrote on my son was very nice.
- Oh, this is a pleasure. Oh, thank you, Uncle Bill.
- All right. Look at you guys.
- Louise in position, over. - Thank you.
- I'm on the field where earlier today,
Get off this bus and go in there and do
- [growling] - Not in the bathroom.
I run towards fire and flames.
Oh, and this is my good buddy Nelson.
- Pete, I already started the fire.
- Hi, I'm friends with Tom and I'm also a first responder.
♪ And saves a life today ♪
whatever the teachable nonsense y'all supposed to be doing.
So I know my way around special effects.
- I can't believe this weasel keeps coming in.
- Out of my way, Tom. - Whoa. Oh, this is not good.
of the diner's free food offer.
Listen, it's decided.
- Not to be petty, but technically, I responded first.
I know I can't.