Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can we get in on that? - Sorry, Hector.
- I'll stand at a safe distance.
- Double-fisting? - Calm down, honey.
and urinated on Babe Ruth's mitt,
Your principal called me in to talk about fire safety.
He performed many heroic acts.
- Tom, look at this one.
- Hell yeah, dude.
Babe Ruth first signed with the team.
It's just friends and family, so...
And in the off chance the bus does actually explode
We got ten minutes.
- Who answers a FaceTime call while you're shitting?
At least give me credit for that.
- Everybody, move off to the sides.
I mean-- - That's real sweet.
- Whoa. - Whoa, no need to panic, Tom!
[door clicks] - Oh, hey, Ma.
- This is incredible.
[cheers and applause]
and we show these kids that no matter where you go,
- I'm going through these receipts.
It's Tom from New Jersey.
- You know, a lot of people are taking advantage
- Oh, no, don't worry. I'm not here for free food.
- Why does he have to say where he's from?
asks friends to repay diner for free meals"?
- [sobbing]
- She took two steps.
all right, tell the dog to relax.
- I didn't panic. I'm not panicking.
Sunil, why would you do that? Penny Ling, I'ma keep throwing stuff, until you buy me that game!
- Yes, yes, I'm wearing a Yankees cap.
You can help with the fake fire and smoke?
[keys clacking] - [sighs]