Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Cobra. He's Stallion. You're Louise.
- Ugh, all right. You know what? Fine.
When the light flashes, we're live.
I wanna see you in action, buddy.
- Mom, Mom, these T-shirts are terrible.
- Uncle Bill sound like a damn fool.
- Sir, I can't imagine this is gonna have much sway,
- And make sure you land it.
- I can't wear that to school.
and everyone dies, that's my bad.
- Change the beef to some type of hot dog meat?
- Hey, Casey Affleck. It's Tom.
You can't say "I'm not hugging shit."
- But the hero's mom is usually not the focus of the story.
- She talking about me? - Well, we did make the offer.
Tom here, the shirtless idiot,
- Then Tom drags you out, and I'll be playing
I just can't let my shoes touch Red Sox asphalt.
We can't be teaching kids how to hate.
- Yeah, I'm excited. Come on.
I apologize in advance.
- Boom. - Oh, wow. Look at that.
Dakota, get a picture of this. This is good.
Why don't you carve a bust of Tom's head out of meat...
My boy likes his blurbs, you know?
That's weird. It's not erupting.
- What? - Go without me.
- Can you even imagine
- Was it? - Yes.
I'm literally standing here.
I mean, let's-- - Where I come from,
♪ Through you she lives on ♪
I mean, we're good.
- I question some of the dialogue, but--
- Okay, fine.
- I'm good with it.
He brought ten friends, Pete.
I got a text saying that our very own Tom
I know the ball boy here.
- What a day at Fenway as we commemorate the date
- Oh, God.
Now is not the time. [horn honks]
♪ And saves a life today ♪
♪ And therein lies a truth we can sip when we want ♪
- I can't get off the can, Tommy!
- Man, come on, Coach. - Please stop talking about it.
that urinated on Babe Ruth's mitt.
- Wait a second. Your uncle is Enormous Bill?
so let me call the guy.
- So tomorrow morning,
Not in my class. - Oh, the T-shirt?
- Yes, we'll extend it to the whole family.
Everybody run! Run for your lives!
That's right. Come here. - Stop, stop.
- My Uncle Bill is a senior ball boy.