Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A couple fluid ounces of this.
The shirt's gotta go.
- Wow. - And I needed to pee first.
as there will be no ceremonial first pitch thrown.
- What? All right. You know what? That does it.
[machine beeping]
[cheers and applause]
- I was sincere as a mother--
- Panic? I-I literally said whoa in a deadpan voice.
I can't tell if I'm offended or I'm really impressed.
- Tom just ran into the bus!
so this is a field trip to learn about tolerance.
And it's got an arrow pointing down to your crotch.
- Why am I doing all the work on this team?
We're on a peace summit of sorts.
but my Uncle Bill is actually a ball boy here at the stadium.
We'll even name a dish after you.
I actually have great news.
♪ We're gonna make a pee-pee ♪
♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪
- What? No, Tom. - No. No.
- Why? Based on what? - He just sounds like a idiot.
- Tom, run in and get the fire extinguisher.
[cheers and applause]
But why didn't you tell us sooner?
- I'm sure he does all kind of things.
It don't even erupt. - You know what?
- Listen, I can't talk now.
- Amanda, I gave Tom my word.
- I like that.
- And there he is, the little maniac
[exciting music]
- Uncle? No. I never met this kid.
This--this is amazing.
So I just wanna put out a county-wide alert that says,
- And Mountain Dews all around, baby.
- What? - Wh--so?
What is happening out there?
Have fun today.
It's for my father, who died.
we've got the shirtless idiot throwing the first pitch.
'Abso-freaking-lutely. It's what I do.'"
- It's pretty good. - Read it to me.
We are so grateful for what your son did.
the driver screams, "Run for your lives.
- This is for you, Dad. - Oh, my God.
- But this one might be a little bit too much.
- Offended? The guy at the thrift shop
- You got it all wrong.
- Yeah!