Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for a dollar a shirt,
- He's a wizard, Tom. - You know what's up.
- Okay. - Wave to the crowd.
- Excuse me?
Sorry. He's under my watch.
- Eat this, Tom!
- Hey, Nelson, can I ask you a question?
- Wait, gets your hands off of me!
- Mom, come on. - I'll do it!
in the local paper, and it's biweekly.
- Wait, what? - Drench it in gravy,
- Wait, are we not friends? - Friends?
We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!
- Where is the bus driver?
- Anywhere you want. [zipper unzips]
Back in Jersey, people find me adorable!
- In this class, we are Yankee fans.
- Your dad knows the owner of the Red Sox.
- Zero questions.
- Just the gravy is $15,000.
- And who the fuck are you, Tom?
♪ Supplying the proof ♪
- What are you--what are you--
- This is a new low, even for our school.
are really landing.
- No way. You talking about Loner Bill?
- Okay, more fire. What's up?
- Oh, wow! How about Nelson? Nelson too?
- Tom, you sit in the corner and you watch this shirt burn.
- [sighs] - Thank you.
- This is the opposite of fleeing.
- Okay. This is what I'm talking about.
- No, we're pretty classy.
- No, no, no. - Come here!
- As a mom, this is what it's all about, Tommy.
Can I have everyone's attention, please?
This is gonna be so much fun, right?
- Pick your favorite ten of the equally bad ones.
I didn't expect that to work.
- I'm sorry. The paper's biweekly.
I mean-- - Oh, you're taking it off.
- I'm gonna do you one better. - Okay.
- I started a Free Food Snack Club
Watch it burn.
but he is beloved around here.
[upbeat rock music]
MAVTV! 8 years old!
Can my mom eat free too? - Well...
- Run for your lives. - Go, go, go!
What happened to that? Look, look, watch me.
- That's amazing.
that Enormous Bill even had a family.
'Cause my best friend Tom sent me.
This is big. I'm, like, an A-list mom now.
Can I say that? - Please identify yourself.
we have respect for first responders.
carved into the shape of your son's head?
- Well, it's no bus rescue, but it is a nice gesture.
I ran to get the fire extinguisher.
She's gonna die. [fire extinguisher blows]
- $9 dollars for pants?
- Since these people are friends and family.