Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He abandoned me and my mother.

Trying to paint a picture.

But if I'd known we were gonna be dancing, I would've wore my flats.

- Well, this turned out pretty well, huh? - Yeah, I think so.

You said clean up. I'm cleaning up, heh.

I'm sure they wouldn't have tasted nearly as good if I hadn't tried your food first.

And some thanks I got.

What is your point?

Sheldon, it's... Wait, I can go home without you? Bye.

I'm here to make sure your dinner party kicks Howard's dinner party's ass.

Look. Check out 9-year-old Howie with cornrows.

I agree. That is, if you've never been to or heard of a party before.

No, you really shouldn't have.

Show him the closet.

...leading to the lost treasure of famous pirate "One-Eyed Willy."

Neither is the rule that you have to hold your girlfriend's hand at the movies.

...the letter from your father wasn't the most interesting thing in the closet.

Fine. After tonight, we need to get a handle on this mess.

Oh, and it was a "Far Side" card...