Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place...
I mean...
Not like capes and tights and crap.
You said Sheldon read it. Why not ask him?
...the principle that a physical system exists partially in all its possible states at once.
Penny and I just wanna do something low-key.
- Did you read it? - No.
That doesn't give me the right to disseminate it freely.
Yes, it's six against one. Stand down, sir.
I haven't seen the man since I was a little kid.
They're coming over for dinner, no one will look in the closet.
It was my pleasure.
Which one do you think it is...
Really? You couldn't just say that? You had to tell the scrotum story?
...only one of which is true, and we don't tell you which one it is...
Sometimes I don't give you enough credit, Penny.
I get that.
Me too, but I guess now we'll never know.
I want all of them to be true.
- I did. - What did it say?
Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?
...with an account of what your father wrote to you...