Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ALBERT: He wore a tie. -(JODI LAUGHS)

how come-- how come you didn't pay me?

I think we should go.

I mean, too soon.

- Yeah. - Yeah. Anti-Semitic, but funny.

I can't stand that all this praise is going

You know, it throws them off.

No. No. Nothing. Mm-mm.

- I didn't forget. - Well, if you didn't forget,

WOMAN: Do you have a resume?

about jealousy.

I am not a bad guy. Not a bad guy.

What are you, harassing poor Dennis Zweibel?

LARRY: Look at all that toilet paper.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Young Larry, what's going on

We don't-- We've never given lifetime guarantees.

He does. And I have to speak. He's asked me to speak.

Albert is the one who inspired me

- that one is on Amazon Prime. - LARRY: He's a doctor, yeah. He's-- he's a doctor, yeah.

LEON: Mary Ferguson 5. Thank you.

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From beginning to end! Are you kidding me?

Watch out for glass.

And-- Yeah, and your mark's back there, so...

Uh, reservations already made.

Oh, shit! Oh, oh!

and I make it and you don't make it.

LEON: No. I'm gonna find me another Mary Ferguson.

- Puny, puny, puny. - You plopped down.

You’re Watching Curb Your Enthusiasm On Sling TV

I've always loved traveling. And I've been dying

Is bashert a word that I could use?

and now he walked into a fucking glass.

Please, if you wanna send us to Italy

Speaking of, um, when am I going up? Uh--

the perimeter of the pool, is there a reason for that?

- Terrible. - They're like horse thieves

Why so sad? It's--

- Mm. -...there's no sex anymore.

I don't wanna drive you to the funeral.

Bruce Cohen is a COVID hoarder.

You can use any of the pools on that side of the house, okay?

- Oh, hey, Larry. - Hey, nice shirt.

should be done to a person who can hear it.

- demise. -(LAUGHTER)

Everybody's done it. Hey, let me ask you a question.

Oh. Oh, I see. Oh, I'm the bad guy here.

- Sure. - That's all.