Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to pick it up from the factory...

LEON: Oh, my gosh.

LARRY: I'm not a Purell hoarder.

They say laughter is the best medicine.

you're got to fix this and it's not gonna cost me

Yeah. Just to make sure you're not impaired

- to the main character. - Really?

- Thanks, Maria. - Thank you.

- Yeah. - You know what's rude?

- in the old West, aren't they? -(LAUGHTER)

DENNIS: Oh. Not for good, I hope.

Do you take care of them?

- Mm-mm. - ALBERT: That's city code.

Yeah. Well, he plopped and then it went flying

No, Susie, I never said that.

In Santa Monica, you have to have a fence.

Hey, whatever happened to the movie where you were playing me?

Mainly because my dear friend, Albert Brooks,

- Come on. Munch it. - Don't put the matzah ball here!

- LUCY: Okay. - Okay.

but get the fence put in.

I'll send her picture and resume

Yeah, you did. And everybody else did except him.

- Yeah. You? - I just quit.

I was just a fan.

I'mma drop his ass off at a nursing home.

the next time you see me at the club,

MAN: Yeah. I can't be around old people.

What do you do? You say the words, you make a face.

You're sitting over there with a closet

to become a stand-up comedian.

Maybe 'cause I buy so much fucking jewelry here.

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And he could bring criminal charges.

- ALBERT: He never got laid. - That motherfucker never got no ass.

- Purell? How about that? - I'm good for now.

'Cause I was going to leave him some faux money.

You disgust me.

What's going on in there?

- How about Clipper? - I've never dated a Clipper.

- Yes, you did, Dennis. - DENNIS: I didn't--

And that's what the Three Stooges did,

-(LAUGHTER) - You know, things like that.

There's a step down. Step down.

I paid you. I wrote a check to you for 6,000 dollars.

He never spent a nickel in his life,

Hey, one day, you're gonna run into glass. It's unavoidable!

- SUSIE: Okay. - Okay?

- and it spilled.

- What? What's rude? - Owing somebody 6,000 dollars

Hey, I'm as virile as I was three days ago.