Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DENNIS: Oh. Not for good, I hope.

He never spent a nickel in his life,

- to the main character. - Really?

- and it spilled.

- What? What's rude? - Owing somebody 6,000 dollars

- in the old West, aren't they? -(LAUGHTER)

And that's what the Three Stooges did,

And he could bring criminal charges.

I'mma drop his ass off at a nursing home.

- Mm-mm. - ALBERT: That's city code.

In Santa Monica, you have to have a fence.

Hey, I'm as virile as I was three days ago.

- Thanks, Maria. - Thank you.

I paid you. I wrote a check to you for 6,000 dollars.

There's a step down. Step down.

LARRY: I'm not a Purell hoarder.

MAN: Yeah. I can't be around old people.

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You're sitting over there with a closet

to become a stand-up comedian.

- Come on. Munch it. - Don't put the matzah ball here!

- SUSIE: Okay. - Okay?

but get the fence put in.

- ALBERT: He never got laid. - That motherfucker never got no ass.

to pick it up from the factory...

the next time you see me at the club,

Hey, one day, you're gonna run into glass. It's unavoidable!

What's going on in there?

LEON: Oh, my gosh.

- Yeah. You? - I just quit.

They say laughter is the best medicine.

Yeah. Well, he plopped and then it went flying

- How about Clipper? - I've never dated a Clipper.

'Cause I was going to leave him some faux money.

- Yes, you did, Dennis. - DENNIS: I didn't--

- LUCY: Okay. - Okay.

Hey, whatever happened to the movie where you were playing me?

I was just a fan.

You disgust me.

- Purell? How about that? - I'm good for now.

What do you do? You say the words, you make a face.

Do you take care of them?

-(LAUGHTER) - You know, things like that.

- Yeah. - You know what's rude?

Yeah, you did. And everybody else did except him.

No, Susie, I never said that.

I'll send her picture and resume

Yeah. Just to make sure you're not impaired

Mainly because my dear friend, Albert Brooks,

you're got to fix this and it's not gonna cost me

Maybe 'cause I buy so much fucking jewelry here.