Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They'll take that chance waking up dead

So, how does he try to kill him?

- Uh... - Yeah... yeah.

(SIGHS) That's a lot to handle.

And I haven't had sex in year, so I'm really excited.

I mean, you know, he could sue me for everything.

Am I in trouble? What does this mean?

I waited six months to ask him for that money.

And let me tell you something, okay?

"...and I want you to live with me,

It's nonrefundable. What are you gonna do, eat it?

You know, we'll see him do stand-up...

No, no, no. You don't need to show me how you dance.

And then you'll see the difference.

I never cleaned the car.

but I was being really nice.

You're like a rail. Come on.

- Oh. Hey, Dennis. - Hi, Larry.

- Uh, maybe. -(DENNIS CHUCKLES)

Why don't you use your own pool?

- ALBERT BROOKS: It's perfect. - You sure you don't want me

By the way, what about you? Are you all right?

They tested it and the audiences didn't really respond

- Uh-huh. - I put up money for everybody.

- Slightly awkward, but, uh... (LAUGHS) - Yeah?

for a free trip to Asia. I promise you.

Okay. You'll find that I'm a pleasure to work with.

- we're all going. - Oh, you're so funny.

What are you talking about?

eating those leftover tacos.

Oh. Oh. My bad. (LAUGHS)

Yeah. I walked into the door. I didn't see the door.

they ostracized from the other pigeons and shit.

This is Larry David.

- JEFF: Bringing anyone? - Yeah. I'm taking Lucy Liu.

- He's a fucking COVID hoarder. -(CROWD GASPS)

This is unacceptable.

Test me. Test me. Come on. I dare you.

The word that kept reappearing was "repugnant."

The rending of the clothes. This is--

That's very good. Very good. Bravo. Yes.

Subtly. You know, like, giving him terrible food to eat,

(SIGHS) So much tsuris.

MAN: What is it? Do you have an eating disorder?

- Oh, like I'm gonna say. - Did she plop?

- ALBERT: Look, there's Larry! - JODI: Oh, he looks nice.

Like, are you, like, stalking me?

♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Oh, hey. You going to Albert Brooks' funeral?

Okay. Well, there's two on Netflix

I'm gonna audition a bunch of Mary Fergusons.

You can't unsee that shit.

of at least five feet at all times.

You’re Watching Jack’s Big Music Show On Noggin You’re Watching Curb Your Enthusiasm On HBO

- So sick of it, you know. - Yeah.

Someone's trying to come up. Someone's trying to get paid.

So is his daughter gonna audition?

He was my absolute, hands-down, favorite comedian of all time.

(ALBERT LAUGHS)