Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ALBERT: Look, there's Larry! - JODI: Oh, he looks nice.

Like, are you, like, stalking me?

eating those leftover tacos.

Am I in trouble? What does this mean?

Okay. Well, there's two on Netflix

- we're all going. - Oh, you're so funny.

This is unacceptable.

This is Larry David.

The rending of the clothes. This is--

- JEFF: Bringing anyone? - Yeah. I'm taking Lucy Liu.

Subtly. You know, like, giving him terrible food to eat,

- Slightly awkward, but, uh... (LAUGHS) - Yeah?

Oh. Oh. My bad. (LAUGHS)

I waited six months to ask him for that money.

for a free trip to Asia. I promise you.

MAN: What is it? Do you have an eating disorder?

Yeah. I walked into the door. I didn't see the door.

(SIGHS) That's a lot to handle.

I'm gonna audition a bunch of Mary Fergusons.

Test me. Test me. Come on. I dare you.

I mean, you know, he could sue me for everything.

- So sick of it, you know. - Yeah.

- Uh... - Yeah... yeah.

It's nonrefundable. What are you gonna do, eat it?

- Oh. Hey, Dennis. - Hi, Larry.

You know, we'll see him do stand-up...

but I was being really nice.

- Uh-huh. - I put up money for everybody.

They tested it and the audiences didn't really respond

"...and I want you to live with me,

The word that kept reappearing was "repugnant."

And let me tell you something, okay?

And I haven't had sex in year, so I'm really excited.

Okay. You'll find that I'm a pleasure to work with.

♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- He's a fucking COVID hoarder. -(CROWD GASPS)

So is his daughter gonna audition?

No, no, no. You don't need to show me how you dance.

they ostracized from the other pigeons and shit.

You're like a rail. Come on.

- Uh, maybe. -(DENNIS CHUCKLES)

And then you'll see the difference.

What are you talking about?

They'll take that chance waking up dead

So, how does he try to kill him?

By the way, what about you? Are you all right?

(ALBERT LAUGHS)

- Oh, like I'm gonna say. - Did she plop?

Why don't you use your own pool?

- ALBERT BROOKS: It's perfect. - You sure you don't want me

I never cleaned the car.

That's very good. Very good. Bravo. Yes.

He was my absolute, hands-down, favorite comedian of all time.

of at least five feet at all times.

(SIGHS) So much tsuris.

Someone's trying to come up. Someone's trying to get paid.

Oh, hey. You going to Albert Brooks' funeral?

You can't unsee that shit.