Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But it's acting. It's not so hard.
This is a mistake!
- Yeah. Yeah. It's in there. - Thank you.
Mary and I are going on a trip to Asia.
- You got it? - Got it.
Fence?
LARRY: Okay. Very good question.
- Larry David. - Hi.
Why so sad?
That's why Mary Ferguson had to go.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
- We still have three more girls. - LARRY: Yeah. I don't think so.
You plopped down on that couch, spilled the wine on it,
No. Never. Never.
You've never complimented me in your life.
ALBERT: And so it's just a different way
He got one more left.
I bought the house from somebody. They didn't...
- Fucking Albert! - I know, right?
You are so fucking skinny, your arms can't even hold
It's ruining my whole outfit.
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
and attorneys and possible jail time.
This is a good weight for me.
- JODI: Oh, it's so nice. - LARRY: Yeah?
- Albert's a COVID hoarder. - Are you kidding me?
I would not want that as my name.
- LARRY: Bye. -(WOMAN LAUGHS)
- Oh. - WOMAN: Oh, headshot.
a fence around the perimeter of your pool
Free. Who wouldn't wanna go to Asia for free?
(LAUGHS) She's fucking hilarious.
- They love that. - That's your concept of women?
Maybe we'll try again next year.
Reuben sandwiches.
- ALBERT: That was very nice, Mary. - Oh, my God. Total plop.
just so we can get in those wheelchairs
And, uh, I do everything that I can...
- What are you doing, man? - LARRY: What?
- Yeah. I guess. - ALBERT: Okay.
(APPLAUSE)
I'm not the bad guy here. I didn't do anything wrong.
Jon, this was beautiful! Come back!
I'll be back Friday.
like in circles, going... (WHOOPING)
And this is it. And now you're trapped in the bed.
No matzah ball! Eat it!
- You don't care? - LARRY: Yeah. I don't care.
where they want you sick in bed and you can't do anything with anybody.
What's this?
- LARRY: Oh. - I ran out of the smaller ones.
and they didn't get laid either, so...
This is the bathroom I use
full of fucking toilet paper?
Of course I did.
- a fucking glass. - Oh, get out of here. "Skinny"!
- I love that idea. - Yeah.
You had an almond decaf latte and a bran muffin.
- Where's Lucy? - Oh, she's gonna meet us there.
- You know what a brain bleed is? - I don't care.
Ooh, God.
- What is wrong with you? - I think the question is what's wrong with you?
Oh. There.
-(MARY GROANS) - Oh, shit.
LARRY: What random Mary Ferguson is gonna go to Asia