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- Oh, Larry. You know Larry. - Yeah. I'm not a fan.
- so he had over a million dollars saved up. - Uh-huh.
But not you. You decided not to pay.
Keep your pool to your fucking self.
for six months and never mentioning anything about it
I think it was pretty true to life.
When I see you at the club,
It's interesting, 'cause they were very specific.
- I know I owe you money. - Yeah.
Since I walked into the glass door,
Oh, you're really going Jew-ey here, aren't you?
- I pay my debts! - MAN 1: Larry, Larry,
LARRY: (SCOFFS) "Audition"!
MAN: Thank you.
How does the guy get in the pool?
LARRY: I'm not joking. It's not a joke.
- What's her name? - Mary Ferguson.
Now if you don't want me to use this fucking bathroom
What? Excuse me. Excuse me.
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Suppose I cast her and then, you know, the show gets cancelled?
(LAUGHTER)
I got charged for the cleaning,
You think I don't hear about these things?
- Everywhere.
Wow. I love this.
And Purell!
- I think this is great. - Really?
Just get the fuck out.
Okay. Go ahead to the table. I'm gonna talk to Larry.
- That's great. -(LAUGHTER)
I haven't even seen any of your fucking movies.
- And that pools where? - And that pool is up there.
Yes, I had a really nice night.
which she very well could be,
- Don't ask me. - LARRY: Yeah, you plopped.
if you don't remember your dog's fucking name,
I asked him for the money. He got completely offended.
You know what? You're petty. You're just petty.
will stand up here and praise the genius
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
LARRY: Seeing that in your pool.
Santa Monica City Ordinance 8.12.150 says you must have
Yeah. I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah.
Re-re-rewind.
How's it going?
Suppose we crashed on a deserted island
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- LARRY: Oh, my God. - SUSIE GREENE: It looks like an antique.
- Yeah. - Put that on,
I...
You're sick. You have-- you need help.
It's got Mary Ferguson's name on it.
The idea that people get together and friends
- Absolutely. - Okay.
I want you to eat this matzah. Come on.
- just so you know. - It ain't in there now.
No, you did not. You didn't.
(LAUGHS)
Six months, a year, ten years?
(THUDDING)
Hey, so the last time I saw you, you said,
I think you might have something.
JODI: Oh, no, no!
Albert overmedicated us all.
Dementia's not a license to steal, is it?
she doesn't look at me as a sexual being anymore.
I better get the money now before he forgets.