Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, one day, Uncle Mo comes up to me, and he says...
She wants to feel you can... You know.
Well, she didn't, and you did.
and they can push our ass through the airport?
Here. Keep it. I got another one, you know.
Although, if you wanna see Concussion,
whether pigeons or geese or whatever.
Hey. Isn't that Dennis Zweibel?
Who the fuck wants to go with you anyway?
Big deal. She could've walked into a glass door.
LEON: I'm done with her, man.
- WOMAN: Mm-hmm. - Mo was in his 70s.
- She had no idea. -(LAUGHTER)
into a goddamn building last week,
LARRY: Okay! You're on!
- I'm gonna try it. - Come on.
MAN 2: What are you, hassling him for money?
- Ah!
a blue and white checkered shirt.
RECEPTIONIST: Great. Just give me one sec.
Oh, that's really interesting.
LARRY: All right.
- No.
- Why would I lie about that? - I'll tell you what else.
The fuck you think going on there?
Larry, my mother wants to know if you wanna come
like a cripple...
- Yes, you. You'd like walk around and... - You owe somebody 6,000 dollars.
- LARRY: No. - MAN: Fantastic. Thanks a lot.
(LAUGHTER)
So I was just starting out doing my act.
You're right, man.
They fucking flying, and there's one motherfucker back there.
Why would I say that?
There was a dead body in there just a couple of days ago,
JODI: You know, I'm a huge fan of Albert's.
The show is called Young Larry.
- LUCY: That's glass, Larry. - Fuck!
- JEFF: Really? - ALL: Wow!
"Larry David pilot in dev at Netflix."
and if you live with me, I'll leave all my money to you."
And you'd be right to.
Okay. I'm gonna take me a little dip in the pool.
You know what, I am so excited.
- Great. How are you? - Yeah. Pretty good.
Hey, uh, what's the dress code for... the event?
When are you allowed to ask a person for their money back?
(LAUGHTER)
I heard he's got early onset dementia.
- ALBERT: All right. - Maybe I'll die
...and, you know, I just feel like it was...
- Oh, God! Okay! -(LAUGHTER)
- Thanks. -(APPLAUSE)
- You see it? - No.
(SCOFFS) He's a COVID hoarder.
I know.
- Have you no shame? -Shanda! A shanda!
And so he has this huge Cadillac limousine
Yeah. Of course. Of course. Of course. No problem.
But only on one condition, okay? You have to finish your lunch.
(MARY GRUNTS)
I think we wanna do the show. And we're in.
- No. - WOMAN: Okay.
Thanks for inviting us. That was fun.
That little fat motherfucker, who run on the floor,
but you need to learn some compassion.
I can't believe I'm in a car with Albert Brooks,
And now I'd like to bring up another friend of Albert's
What's up?
- WOMAN: Nice to meet you. - Oh, that's it?
you know, with the lawsuits and possible jail time coming.
And now he's been taken from us far too soon.
How-- How would you-- How am I the bad guy?
- AB! -(LARRY LAUGHS)
Anyways, let's get down to business.
Come back. I've got flu shots.
- my baby to Asia. -(LAUGHTER)
(CLEARS THROAT)