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Fine, then you go!
that I just lied to the government for you?
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Hello!
That's enough!
of planning a second wedding ceremony for me,
No.
We're not gonna be brothers.
I-It's over.
when the cop pulled you over.
Well, I could use another beer.
Oh, thanks, Mom.
You're not seriously going to visit each other.
But I don't think I'll ever understand
I'll drink to that.
Hi, I'm Stuart.
I think we can let the cigarettes slide.
and I don't want them thinking we're white trash.
So, did you defile my mother or not?
Are you excited to see your son walk down the aisle?
Like what?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, fine, if everyone wants to make jokes about our problems,
Oh, I can't wait for you to meet everyone.
Leonard, why don't you get into the carpool lane?
They had to live in secret, and when Oppenheimer objected
you're gonna have to stop talking.
That's beautiful.
All right, that's enough jail talk.
That's not much of a joke.
I thought it was really funny. Thanks.
I love you, Penny.
What-- you're not my mother.
Hello to you, you wrinkled old bastard.
Okay, that's not so bad.
and I get nothing?