Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, officially, I have to say I have no idea what you're talking about.

Xander doesn't deserve to suffer cos he's your friend and I'm not?

No, actually, it's really not. It's kind of an either-or deal.

It was just a thing. I...

I don't hurt you.

I was always going above and beyond. I saved the Scoobies how many times?

Well, I guess it's natural for guys to be interested in...

Guess this was kind of a lame sisters' day out, huh?

- "Was that me?" - Me, too.

- Previously: - I'm using you.

You can't ever put 'em back the way they were.

Who likes to hang out in her yard and keep an eye on her?

But, see, my sister is you, and dangerous things that want to kill me seem to find me.

Congratulations. It worked.

- I'm sorry. - Now, now.

And I'm supposed to what? Walk away?

- It's good enough for Buffy. - Shut up and leave her out of...

She was so raw.

So I'm thinkin', sleeping with you...

I love you so much.

- I didn't say that. - You did.

True, but at least Crap Guy gets to keep all of his appendages.

- Are you OK? - I'm sorry. It's just...

- Whoa. - What?

OK, good. We can go look at all the puppies.

Cheer up, Short Round. You're about to get us everything we ever wanted.

Friends are nice.

She was just a friend.

- Wait. Did you try to curse him yourself? - I am the wronged party. Of course...

Am I supposed to just stumble upon someone

Buffy? I'm gonna be OK with the basement thing. Really.