Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What?
cos you had sex with that.
It just feels good to be with someone who understands.
- I'm gone for a couple of months... - Did I tell you about the demon eggs?
Makes sense.
Thing about it is, none of this was my idea. I didn't ask to be human.
That's Sit Around and Watch the Rest of your Life Turn to Crap Guy.
Congratulations. They all still love you. Even after what you did to me.
No, you're not. It's not that. It's just...
Things fall apart. They fall apart so hard.
The way I feel. About you.
What, no rollicking adventures in the dorm?
and I feel sick,
Me, too. The using part.
Maybe this is a good chance to try that out.
What if all you dreamed about was that magical day
Here.
How long you been away?
Maybe some day this week after class?
I don't want you around dangerous things that can kill you.
He really did. Look, I wish that...
And a lot of monsters.
Look at him.
And then we can invite over some strangers and ask them to feed you candy.
So there was no child support in, like, 11 years. Not a single cheque.
How?
Shudder, gasp. It must be true.
You're both angry and upset and...
- If it happened to me, I'd... - Wish his penis would explode?
thinking that it has to be my fault somehow.
Take him on myself, if it wasn't for my little handicap.
Well, now, let's see. Who's obsessed with Buffy?
It's not like living with family, or sharing a room with someone you...
Those are metaphor intestines. You're not in any real pain.
if my sister was chosen to protect the world from tax audits.
It's not the same.
So, hypothetically, what do you wish you could do to him?
There. Got it.
Because I don't love you.
that he likes to watch girls.
- I wish you'd told me. - I kinda didn't wanna admit it to myself.
That's disgusting. What did it look like?
and we're the only ones who are really alive.
I hurt you, and you hit me back. Very mature.