Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here.
That's Sit Around and Watch the Rest of your Life Turn to Crap Guy.
Shudder, gasp. It must be true.
Take him on myself, if it wasn't for my little handicap.
How?
Maybe some day this week after class?
Things fall apart. They fall apart so hard.
cos you had sex with that.
Because I don't love you.
Makes sense.
- If it happened to me, I'd... - Wish his penis would explode?
I don't want you around dangerous things that can kill you.
You're both angry and upset and...
Congratulations. They all still love you. Even after what you did to me.
The way I feel. About you.
I hurt you, and you hit me back. Very mature.
There. Got it.
Maybe this is a good chance to try that out.
What?
No, you're not. It's not that. It's just...
That's disgusting. What did it look like?
that he likes to watch girls.
- I'm gone for a couple of months... - Did I tell you about the demon eggs?
and I feel sick,
How long you been away?
And then we can invite over some strangers and ask them to feed you candy.
Look at him.
if my sister was chosen to protect the world from tax audits.
It's not like living with family, or sharing a room with someone you...
What, no rollicking adventures in the dorm?
He really did. Look, I wish that...
What if all you dreamed about was that magical day
thinking that it has to be my fault somehow.
Those are metaphor intestines. You're not in any real pain.
Thing about it is, none of this was my idea. I didn't ask to be human.
So, hypothetically, what do you wish you could do to him?
Me, too. The using part.
- I wish you'd told me. - I kinda didn't wanna admit it to myself.
It just feels good to be with someone who understands.
Well, now, let's see. Who's obsessed with Buffy?
And a lot of monsters.
and we're the only ones who are really alive.
It's not the same.
So there was no child support in, like, 11 years. Not a single cheque.