Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

TM.
French-Canadian goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande.
TRENT: Roanoke on a breakaway! Five-hole trap!
Yeah, well, I can't keep getting my ass kicked!
Oh, my pretty. Miss Bullard, it has been terrific.
Now, I'm ready to receive.
DICK: Guru Pitka?
What's that mean?
Mariska Hargitay, Jessica Simpson.
Here we go, here we go.
He needs a distraction. Jane, follow me!
♪ Watch, pray, watch ♪
Put that shit on a T-shirt.
Stop Hitting Yourself.
You know, so they don't boo me
Then tomorrow we will go to her!
Intimacy Or in to me I see
(LAUGHS)
♪ Where I shall not be moved ♪
(ALL CHEERING)
Maurice.
There are two things about violence they teach you when becoming a guru.
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
but you must never say bad things about yourself.
Well, you know, I got attacked by a rooster. So, you know.
Friday the 13th
Which is a lot like calamari.
Oh my balls! Aw my balls! Ooh my balls! Ow ! Ouch.!
♪ Watch, watch ♪
may I still...
(BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY PLAYING)
Five minutes. Well, you better hurry up,
♪ You ever love ♪ ♪ someone so much ♪
(LAUGHS)
Fine. I don't need material things.
Im the queen of the show you don't want to fight with me Ok???
and if you can restore Darren Roanoke's marriage,
All right, then.
My father, Hank Bullard, bought the Leafs in 1967.
Bobby
Of course, I'll stay, Jane.
Give me that ticket! Give me it!
And after a good whipping, cream rises to the top.
ALL: Stink Mop!
Over to you, Trent.
♪ BOTH: Saying I love you ♪
Well, I've been wearing this belt since I was 12 years old.
I'm a hockey player! That's what hockey players do. We fight!
You. No, you.
But his point was this, "If you can't love yourself, you can't love another."
"Did it smell that bad when you ate it?"
If I fix their marriage, I get on Oprah,
Stay down, bitch!
Well done! Nice job!
Oprah called me, and she said you canceled.
Bear cub. Left cave.
TRENT: Game six here in Toronto!
Of cooorse, sillo dan
(BOTH GIGGLING)
Two million dollars!
Darren, I took a shortcut with you, and I'm sorry.
Mariska Hargitay.
Ooh. Ow.
TRENT: Five-hole trap!
Well, in my book, I Know You Are, But What Am I?
(COUGHING)
Listen, Darren, I know we are rivals,
Don’t punch my testicles ever again
Ball-Gazer! Oh, My god! There You Go!
Good distraction frees us from emotional pain.
Are you as turned on as I am right now?
Maurice, if Plato, Shakespeare and Einstein
(SIGHS)
I'm sorry to hear about your father.
!
♪ You're in the same boat ♪ ♪ with a lot of your friends ♪
More like gay-skin, how about. What? Yeah.
was dating the L.A. Kings' legendary.
Why Are You Still Hitting Yourself?
Oh, Mom, don't, don't.
(CURSING IN FRENCH)
They did it!
Isn't there any way that you could skip a step or two?
Go get 'em!
Now, why won't you let your ma come see you play?
♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪
'Cause, man, I don't play well around her, man.
(EXCLAIMS)
I'll break your fingers.
Yeah!
JACQUES: Prudence?
Get the crash kit!
of the Tugginmypudha Ashram.
(WHISTLES)
Do I look like a child? Of course I want curlies on my nuts.
♪ Raise up your voice ♪