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What is the gun for, Tony?
You whores!
.
Howdy
which is cocaine.
If it's what they say, pay 'em and bring it back.
What are you talking about? Listen to me.
She did, every fucking day. I don't know what's going on.
That's pretty good, man. Where'd you get that?
I have it close by, too.
Elvie!
in case you need to know about my folks, my moms and pops name are Ella Michaels and Charles Christopher Michaels Sr.
You're chicken, man. You almost made it.
We still gotta take that shit to florida meng
That's why you pay us so much. You trust us.
Listen. What time is it?
Who put this thing together Mesquite that’s who Who put this thing together Mesquite that’s who
Don't toot your horn, honey. You're not that good.
Don't go too far, Earl-Hicky
Your son made it, Mama.
Me, I don't have that problem.
TEXANS BITCH
They teach me to talk. I like those guys.
You're a well-liked customer. You're in good hands with us.
i told you to tell em you was in a sanitarium not "sanitation"
You want a job, Ernie?
That chick he's with...
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When u don’t know where to start..
'Cause you got your head up your culo, that's why.
I could go right to the top
The word on the street is you're bringing in a lot of yeyo.
You're not a negotiator, Manny, you know that.
Amy Faine introducing her lesson...
Come on, man. She's just dancing. Come on. Take it easy.
You are an asshole, man!
When people ask why I sleep with the police radio on
Put Manny on, okay? Okay. Just a second.
I'm changing dollar bills, that's all.
$7,000 a key. You can't do better than that.
- Montana Realty Company. - Montana what?
GO HOME YOUR STONED I AM NOT STONED YOUR STONED
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GO HOME YOUR STONED
He's a wealthy landowner...
Another Quaalude, he gonna love me again.
Tony, the law has to prove beyond a reasonable doubt.
Listen let’s start with Cohen AB didn’t rape those woman but I know he’s black
This is what I was talking about the other day
ONE MONTH LATER
Me, I always tell the truth even when I cap
They got the biggest distribution set-up from here to Houston...
oh fuck! fucking onyx
Happy birthday Gina
I told you no fucking ads
How about you? Where you have your stuff?
an estimated 25,000 had criminal records.
, ,
- Yeah? Congratulations. - How about you?
You what?
Tony Help
You may have to pay some back taxes, a big fine...but there will be no prison.
You know how to handle a machine gun?
Move the fucking car. We're at a stop sign.
Say, Hi, honey.
What work you do in Cuba? You know, things.
Supreme Court says that your privacy can be invaded.
Here's a guy I found in the jungle.
I like them. Boys, girls. Don't matter to me.
No! Things are different now.
He's your brother. He loves you. That's why he did it.
Anything beats waiting around all day waiting for me to get checked in
What am I gonna do, not look at it?
Dont fuck me danny dimes
Gabbs Rod
He's letting me know he's got weight on me.
You gotta hide with that shit...
Teasing you
When I stepped out into the bright sunlight I saw Mel, Cherry, Dalton, and Landon
faster than a rabbit gets fucked!
What do you hear about Echevierra and the Diaz brothers?
That was fun
Go home. Chu stoned.
5 GRAND
When you gonna learn?
Sure, you're the boss.
With the right woman theres no stopping me♥️
how many other mistakes has this Lopez guy made?
You want to go on with me, say it.
Good, 'cause I like kids, too.
You have such beautiful skin.
Look. Tony, no! Don't kill me, please.
So you come to me with some kind of thing. Okay.
How come you don't know Benny Alvarez?
Big snow come
I made it mama
What do you call yourself?
No problem.
You ever been to jail, Tony?
It's ugly, man.
No, Gina. Come on, Gina. No!
His father owned that barbershop. It's his place.
- Go outside. - You got some nerve, Tony!
I like you, Poppy, there's no lying in you
Thirty meters. No more.
Fuck you, man!
It's Cubans like you who are giving a bad name to our people.
I like you, Poppy, there's no lying in you I like you, Poppy, there's no lying in you
You may have to pay some back taxes, a big fine... But there will be no prison
Don't get confused, Tony. I don't fuck around with the help.
Yeah? Go ahead! Do it now. I want to see it.
- Subtotal. - No?
Be Neha Clemson is
The thing has been there for three days.
Well, that figures.
MY WIFE
No. You tell Sheffield to keep his nose out of it.
My gift to you.
Puerto Rican
They'd think you was a horse and let you out.
It's like one of them tigers from India.
You got a beautiful body, beautiful legs...
Baltimore?! What?
I Go Low, You Go High. I Know The Game
I never thought I'd see you again, you know?
Dont you ever try to fuck me
fucking, sucking...
and say, That's the bad guy.
Trump! I'll take your f*&^ing bullets!
I visited Grand Theft Auto Vice City and all I got was my head cut off!
I didn’t come to the United States to break
You got a liver, and they got spots on it...
Okay? Remember that.
- You shouldn't talk like that. - How dare you talk to me like that!
I could eat a horse.
He used to take me a lot to the movies.
You want to play games? Okay, I play with you.
I don't think it's something I want to do on an overseas phone.
Another Quaalude, she gonna love me again.
Sosa and Tony Do business together a long time
I like you Poppy, there's no lying in you
You ever do nothing besides get your hair fixed...
Okay. You want me to come in? We start over again?
How do you connect those two?
You got good stuff here. Class a chit
What the fuck's the matter with you?
- She's gonna be fine. Just fine. - Right.
- I'll count it again for you. - No, come on.
he had chivatos like that working for him.
Maybe you're right, you know?
The voice in my head as I'm driving to KFH
- You afraid of Tony's kid sister? - I'm not afraid of anybody!
Fuck Chan And Fuck Tropadelics and the fucking 311 band
It hit the wall.
You know who that is? Luis and Miguel Echevierra.
Who put this thing together!? me, that’s who!
Come on. Go ahead, get him! Let's go. Come on!
ZNAM SWOJE PRAWA
yeah we want only these people...thanks Ted Kennedy
What makes you so much better than me?
$bawls @bawlsonu
Raiders tickets?! 50 Bucks!
who put this thing together? Me, that's who
Trump! I'll take your f*&*king bullets!
I got to go 10% on the first $12 million in denominations of 20.
I’m bored
- Bitch! Lesbian! - What I try to tell you?
BALLS
is in some dyke.
For instance, someone who's got a real job, like a banker.
I can't even have a fucking little baby with her!
When you get the swords, then you get the geishas
POV: You turn on the lights in your kitchen at 2 am. A crowd of cockroaches scattering like it's a celebrity red carpet event.
Maybe you and Sosa know something I don't know.
a beautiful face, all these guys in love with you.
Keep your eye on her.
- Are you serious? - Serious? What do you think?
I was supposed to meet this chick at 3:00.
help
I told him to do something he didn’t listen to me so I cancelled his fucking contract
There’s nothing the vaccine can do to me that Covid hasn’t already done
my own car, my own golf course.
Rockets in 7 Mutt!!!
I have Nick The Pig as a friend.
- Let's count it again. - No. Come on.
I'm just trying to say something.
That's a big commitment, Mr. Sosa. Something like that...
I What?
This fucking guy, I'm telling you.
- She's like you. - Where's the place? Where is it?
So what's the big mystery with the Bolivian situation?
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You do that and you won't have any friends left.
There always is, Tony. I'll bet it was the Diaz brothers.
- What's your name? - What?